Totes Me Rn

Interrogator: JD Vance, vice president of the United States of America, did you kill the pope?

JD Vance: Guiltisent! I mean, innaguilty!

Stanley Pines: [emerging from behind a one-way mirror, with his face in shadow, manically laughing] I’ve tried that before, Vance… roll again.

Yo, I don’t think I can live, laugh, lesbian my way out of this country… and that makes me mad

May I just say

“OW, my SUPPLE wrist!!!”-Mr.Blitzø Buckzo

Oh?

An egg is about to hatch! Reblog to get a random Pokemon in your ask/message inbox! ✨

Bruh my gf is Bi, love her 💚

reblog if ur bi, ur not biphobic, or ur best friend is a beautiful valid bisexual

Like/reblog if you think that you don't need to medically transition to be transgender

The heck do you mean “rEptILe”??????? What kind of reptile!!!??!!?????!???!!???!!??

Random Animal Generator - Perchance

Saw this going around twitter, looked like fun. What? I'm not procrastinating (I am, I really am)

Make this picrew of yourself

Take this uquiz

Post the results side-by-side. No pressure tags: @alypink, @revnah1406, @madefordvarka, @deadbranch, @welldonekhushi, @kaitaiga, @applbottmjeens, @froglights-and-pearls

My GF's dad is at a cowboy themed karaoke night rn... Don't ask I don't know

Can’t wait for November babyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy 🎉

happy Thursday the 20th