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Ok, so my head canon is that on the day the marauders are supposed to learn about Amortentia, Remus walks into potions class and just straight up gags, and says "Oh merlin, what are we brewing? It smells like a wet dog and ciggarette smoke! Then James looks super confused and says "Are you sure? I don't smell anythin' like that. Lily sure is using a lot of perfume today though. Are you sure you aren't smelling Padfoot?" And then Sirius gets all offended like "Hey, I showered this morning! And I haven't smoked today, so ha! Besides I don't know how you can smell anything like that over how much chocolate you've clearly got in your pockets!"

And Peter just stares because Merlin these boys are idiots. Then he exchanges a glance with a very confused Slughorn.

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Marauders bedroom

Sirius: Prongs, what's got you in a mood?

James: Snape put veritaserum in my tea this morning

Sirius: I think that this is an opportunity

Remus: Sirius DON'T

Sirius: c'mone Moonyyy, don't you see the fun of the situation?

Sirius: Prongs, are you really in love with Lily?

James: No, i'm in love with your brother.

Sirius: WHAT!!!

Peter: I'm gonna go...

Sirius: MOONY, YOU GOTTA BACK ME UP HERE!! HE'S IN LOVE WITH MY BROTHER! THAT'S AGAINST THE CODE!

Remus: What code?

James: Don't act like you're so innocent

Sirius: Oh yeah? What's my big secret?

James: You're desperately in love with Moony

Sirius: PRONGS WHAT THE FUCK?!!

James: You asked!!

Remus: Did- did he tell you that?

James: Yeah, he's been obsessed with you since like fifth year, he wouldn't stop talking about y-

Sirius: *tries to kill James*

Remus: *Looks at Sirius and smiles*

Yww<33

Harry who has a big, fluffy, black dog called Padfoot of course with a red and gold shiny collar, who's loved by almost everyone in the neighbourhood as he's always roaming it due to Harry's lack of free time to be home, meets Draco who just moved in, in his animagus form and chase him up to a dark alley which Draco takes as a chance to get back to human form and make his escape, but the dog seems to like him more than want to eat him and keeps wanting to play and snuggle, and from then on they start being besties and play all the time in either animagus form or human form.

And then one day during Draco's usual morning run he's waiting for Padfoot to join him when he finds him so cheerful running around and wagging his tail as Harry Potter of all people scratches his head, looking so tired and sleepy but so happy to see his dog too, and Draco is so surprised, he doesn't know why he must've though so, who else choses red and gold but a former Gryfindor, who happens to be the savior of the wizarding world.

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UPDATE: it didn't work for me

*cry*

UPDATE: IT DOES WORK OMGGG

YESSSS

UPDATE (for the 2nd time): the lovely anon was so sweet but i got the other one but like 6 hours later

(Again thank you to the kind anon <33)

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