That Pretty Funny!
That pretty funny!
insert clever title here
here’s some stupid thing I wrote however long ago
idk
it’s about a grumpy janitor and a super villain
Well. Nicholas thought. Shit.
He’d finally, finally been left alone in this place, all the heroes going off to do some hero things. Which meant he’d finally actually get this place clean and maybe keep it that way for more than an hour!
But noooo. One of the most powerful super villains had apparently decided that, instead of joining his fellow villains in their weird plan to take the world together and divide it up (How did that make sense? They’d probably just fight over it), he would attack the base. Of fucking course.
The super villain grinned viciously at him, the violent winds he controlled dying down. He was a weird one, unpredictable, and for some reason the only villain in the city who had refused to make up a villain name. It had been left to the heroes to make up one for him, and, while they were known for their, well, heroism, creativity sure as hell was not up their alley.
Nicholas bravely clutched his mop. “Wind Master!” he spat.
Wind Master rolled his eyes. “Such a ridiculous name. Really.”
“Well, it’s your fault for not coming up with your own!” Oh shit. Did he just snap at a super villain?
Yes. Yes he did. Wind Master stared at him. Nicholas swallowed. Well. This was it. This was how he died. Farewell, cruel world. Mom, I’d like to thank you for everything you did, I know I can be an asshole, but I really do appreciate you and-
Wind Master laughed. He. Fucking. Laughed.
Nicholas glared. “Are you laughing at me?!”
Wind Master didn’t answer. He was too busy giggling.
What! No one, but no one, laughed at Nicholas! He’d had enough of that in high school, dammit!
Nicholas let out a battle cry and swung his mop at the villain.
As he should have expected, he was knocked on his ass by a gust of wind.
Wind Master smirked. “I must say, I’ve never been attacked with a mop before.”
“Yeah, well, first time for everything,” Nicholas grumbled, his ass, and his ego, smarting.
“Ha! True! Well, as amusing as this has been, random citizen, kindly tell me the whereabouts of a certain Golden Flame–ridiculous name, if you ask me, but what can one expect from a man with the imagination of a teaspoon– would you? We were going to face off today, and he’s late.” Wind Master sounded so put out that it was almost funny.
Almost.
Nicholas stared. “Uh… he’s with the rest of the heroes, defending the world? From the mass super villain attack?” Shit, don’t tell him you’re alone! Godammit Nicholas!
Wind Master blinked. “Oh. That.”
“Um… yeah.”
Wind Master sighed. “How dull. I’d have thought he would be above such petty squabbles.”
Nicholas stared incredulously. He had a feeling he had a whole lot more of incredulous stares to go through. “Defending the world is petty?”
“It is,” Wind Master said, “when it involves ignoring me.”
O-kay? This was the world-feared Wind Master? The deadly rival of the great Golden Flame? He looked like a 5 year old pouting because he couldn’t have cookies!
Wind Master broke Nicholas’s thoughts with a dramatic sigh. He plopped (Gracefully, somehow. How the hell does one plop gracefully?) into one of the few chairs not reduced to cinders from Golden Flame’s recent temper tantrum.
Nicholas unleashed Incredulous Stare # 3. Wind Master smiled innocently at him.
Nicholas cleared his throat. “Uh… what the hell are you doing?”
“Waiting,” Wind Master said.
“Waiting.”
“Yes,” Wind Master said serenely. “That silly battle will have to end eventually. I shall just wait for Golden Flame to return.” He looked around. “Do you have a coffee machine? I feel like a hero base should have one, you know?”
“Er… yes, but-” Wait. Why the hell was he telling this guy anything?! He was intruding on Nicholas’s precious peace! At this rate, he’d never finish cleaning and Golden Flame would reduce his pay! Again! He was barely making above minimum wage, dammit!
Righteous fury flowed through Nicholas’s veins. He was going to give this guy what for!
He straightened his back, raised his mop like it was a mighty weapon, and glared. Not just glared, oh no. He Glared With Righteousness.
Wind Master looked mildly interested, which only further fueled the Righteous Fury.
“Leave,” Nicholas hissed in his most deadly voice.
Wind Master titled his head. “Hmmm?”
“Leave!” Nicholas shouted. “You don’t have the right to barge in here and interrupt my work day! I need the money, do you know how many damn bills I have, and I swear to God, if Golden Flame docks my pay because of this, I’m going to hunt you down and you’ll wish you’d never been born!” He flung his mop at the super villain.
It flew off target and landed quite a few feet away from Wind Master.
“Well,” Wind Master said.
Nicholas’s anger died down as quickly as it had come. Oh God. Oh. God. He’d just threatened a super villain. He’d thrown a mop at him!
Mom, your son is an idiot.
Wind Master looked slightly concerned. “Oh. That… you look a bit upset. The um… the mop almost hit me?”
“No, it didn’t,” Nicholas said flatly.
“No,” Wind Master agreed.
“Just… kill me quickly.”
Wind Master gave him a weird look. “Why would I kill you?”
“Because you’re a… super villain?”
“Pfft. Stereotypes. As if I didn’t have better things to do than kill some random person.” Wind Master grinned. “Besides, I rather like you.”
“Wat.”
The villain’s grin grew and he stood up. Before Nicholas could blink, the guy was right in front of him, that weird power of the wind making him ridiculously fast. Wind Master leaned in very closely, his long black hair falling over his face like a curtain.
Nicholas’s face heated.
“It isn’t often,” Wind Master whispered, “that someone tries to stand up to me. Most would have fainted in terror or screamed for our dear absent Golden Flame.” He leaned closer.
He smelled like rain and crisp winter air, Nicholas thought absently.
He shook his head. The hell did that mean?
Wind Master’s face hovered inches away from Nicholas’s. His lips parted, ever so slightly, and Nicholas’s brain stuttered.
Then the villain pulled back, grinning. “Well. Let’s wait for Golden Flame, yes?”
“Uh…”
Wind Master laughed and wandered off to look at some random paintings Golden Flame had made himself. It was art, he’d insisted. It looked like a kindergartner’s scribbles.
It took Nicholas a moment to realize Wind Master had shoved something in his hand. It was a small card. It-
Oh my God.
Wind Master, Wind Fucking Master had put his phone number on the card
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An older oc that I’m reblogging.
(I like Roma a lot as I put a good amount of time on her. So she’s not getting change from my reboot. Roma will stay Roma. I’m rebloging again due to some thing I added and Tumblr bugging out on me)
I spend some good time working on this and I’m proud to introduce you to Roma!
Name: Roma
Age: mid-twenties
Height: She’s a tall person. Just up to Goku’s neck if the two stood side-by-side.
Pronouns: She/Her
Sexuality: Heterosexual
Occupation: A combat medic in the Time Patrol
Family: Father (Alive), Mother (Deceased)
Backstory:
This bundle of joy was born into a very rich family on a very old planet with secrets that have yet to bo discovered. Her Dad was a “Businessman” and Her mother is a Doctor that did everything. Her family was a happy one. Roma spent her time with her mother to learn the medical skills and her Father went to work. They were a nice humble with no problems... until one day Roma was told to help clean her dads office and she did. Under the desk she found a button, and she pressed it and a secret door opened up.
Curious she went inside and went into the hallway and entered a room with ancient books and relics. She couldn’t make up most of the rooms but the one thing she could make out was something to do with Time manipulation. Roma’s curiosity took a toll when she accidentally knocked a fragile artifact and it exploded with a small, quiet but mysterious effect. She didn’t feel anything happen at all though. She shrugged it off, thinking that was nothing. She exited the secret room before her dad noticed at all.
As the years past Roma’s parents started to drift away. Roma’s dad started to work more and more and not spending time with Roma. Her mother did not approve of that. Arguments increased. Roma still spent time with her mother with medical stuff learning many things.
In her teens, thing between her parents grew to a boiling point of their relationship. One day Roma’s dad asked her to come at the office. To learn the truth. It turns out that her dad is a crime lord. Then Roma heard a scream. Her mother. She was shot by a special bullet that can kill majins that she learned with her mother. Roma tried everything to save her mother but her mother died before she could save her. Her mother was... assassinated.
Outraged at her father. It’s his fault that Roma’s mom was dead. His fault that he was a crime lord leading to this... but it was HER fault for not saving her mom. Roma ran away from home and into the outside world. She spend most of her time helping the wounded trying to forgive herself for being unable to save her mother. Her medical skills was noticed by many people... that she can be used as a tatical move to their gang.
Roma was leaving a alleyway when four men attacked her. She was on the ground, these men were going to kipnap her! Then... everything... Froze in place. Like. Time itself. Then the men started to reverse a little bit but Roma can move around just fine. She beat the thugs up and after that Roma had a strong gift. To stop time. (I’ll talk about this more later).
Years later of roaming and helping anyone that she could do. She got the news that her dad’s in prison for life. She visited her father. It was a emotional meeting but she still couldn’t forgive him and herself for getting her mom killed. Roma’s dad gave her all of the crime money and told her not to follow in his footsteps. She did that. For her mother. Not her father. It was what Roma’s mother would’ve wanted.
Roma needed a peaceful place to go to. To get away from most things and think about life. She heard of a place that was called Conton city. She went there to buy a mansion with her tens of trillions of money she got from her dad.
Months past and she did nothing. Just. Nothing. Thinking what her mother would do now. If Roma asked her mother she’ll say ‘The right thing’. Wait... the right thing. Roma helped and protected many people that needed it. She needed to help people in need but Conton had very little people that had needed it but there was a program that did specially that.
The Time Patrol...
Roma signed up to the academy. She struggled a little bit but she still past with her medical skills. She was assigned as a Combat Medic for the TP.
Roma still is trying to forgive herself for her mother’s death... and her father as well secretly...
Personality: VERY Supportive, perfectionist, slightly snobbish, joyful, hates sour food, organized, messy at times. She tends to hold grudges against people if they’re mean or just not a nice person.
Likes: Helping others, exploring, sleeping, having everything nice and tidy (except her bed...), being independent.
Dislikes: Failing other because it remind her of her mother and how Roma failed to save her. People who are assholes, people who are criminals.
People she likes: Her mother... that’s about it.
Strengths: Her time manipulation (I’ll express more about this.., Her medical skills, her kindness for others, her speed, compassion and willpower.
Weaknesses: hard on herself, not very strong at all, Gullible, Can and Will shut herself away from others if someone dies and she could’ve done something about it, slightly naive.
Some Facts:
She has four outfits (Two I drawn myself!)
She has a “Casual”, “Training” or “fighting” clothes, a “Battlesuit” and “sleepwear”
Casual:
Training/Fighting
Battlesuit: like zarbons but with a little bit different
And sleepwear: a tank top and a thong
Now to address the elephant in the room. Her Time Manipulation. She can COMPLETELY stop time, nothing can break through it BUT to compensate for that she can only stop time for 0.025 of a second (Hit can stop time for a 0.1 of a second to compare.) AND instead Roma’s Time-Skip is a dome like blast that is mediocre in size that Roma HAS to shoot or throw out. It’s like a grenade that forms a dome that completes stops time for 0.025 of a second. I hope this balances her out enough.
Roma it the worst person to sleep with she one of these sleepers... (I didn’t want to draw this so imagine that’s Roma)
My second oc is still being worked on and I’ll give you a secret... it’s a icejin... and I may draw the whole character..! Stay tuned lol
an idiot
he’s so graceful
when u want ur crush to notice how pretty u are
This guy is poison I will gladly do it
by PatrollerWatchXV2
Attention to all on DeviantArt. If you encountered or heard of a person who go by the name of TheSuperItachi/Perfection. Where he critiques mostly female ocs that are “Mary Sue” in a disrespectful way.
He’s gone way too far on the internet. He’s literally causing false drama on YouTube to start a meaningless beef to DB youtubers that did nothing to this guy at all, that don’t want part of this guy at all and trying to ruin someone’s marriage where he’s majorly blackmailing Geekdom101 every video he makes about him. This is gone way too long and he shouldn’t be on YouTube.
There is a petition going around to kick this off of YouTube.
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I finally feel comfortable doing something like this. So ask away about my oc’s
OC Sex Meme
1. sexual orientation? polyamorous or monogamous?
2. rank your OCs from most dominant to most submissive in bed.
3. what’s their favorite sex toy that they own?
4. what’s their dream sex toy – the one they don’t own, but have an awful lot of fantasies about?
5. any unexpected erogenous zones?
6. favorite sex act? (oral, anal, PIV, handjobs/fingering, etc.)
7. favorite position?
8. do they enjoy roleplaying?
9. what’s their favorite way to masturbate?
10. biggest kink?
11. weirdest place they’ve ever had sex?
12. one of their biggest fantasies?
13. top turn ons? top turn offs?
14. hard limits?
15. rank your OCs from loudest to quietest in bed.
16. what’s the most number of people they’ve had sex with at once?
17. describe their kissing style.
18. do they like sexy lingerie? (wearing or seeing a partner wear)
19. when did they lose their virginity? with whom?
20. post a sex gif that you think fits them.
21. what’s the best sex they’ve ever had?
22. rank your OCs from most experienced to least.
23. rank your OCs from most embarrassed about sex to least.
24. what would be the most effective way to seduce them?
25. [insert your own question here!]
“Besides from chasing a cloaked snowy into a alleyway? Boring.” Zero looked at Snowy she looked normal... by normal more like skinny and worn out. “You look terrible.” Zero said. The cops were nowhere near thankfully. “I’m pretty sure you need something to uhh... help you yeah?”
🏇 (will be Zero)
Shit, shit, shit! The police were after her!
Snowy ran as fast as she could as a police car chased her down the street. Her stamina was dropping drastically due to hunger, causing her to become exhausted more quickly. This wasn’t good. She needed to hide somewhere, anywhere!
Snowy ran past a familiar looking person, but she couldn’t stop. Instead, she continued running, desperately looking for a place to hide, before the police captures her.
‽❸☢ for Fuyu, Xaye, and Tën?
‽ Who or what, if anything, would your muse die for or otherwise go to extremes for? Fuyu: He would die for protect the people he loves. Fuyu never had friends for most of his life. He wants to protect something that he never had. Xaye: He would go to the extremes to win in a fight even if he’s completely outmatched or even extremely injured. Tën: To Her, Xaye is everything to her. Tën will try to make Xaye happy. ❸ Name three things your muse consider themselves to be very good at, and three things they consider themselves very bad at. Fuyu : Good 1) Sword skillsGood 2) Stealing (He regrets it) Good 3) Being a Kind beanBad 1) Organizing his stuffBad 2) Cooking (might get poisoned if he cooks)Bad 3) JokesXaye:Good 1) Being a speedy demon Good 2) learning new things Good 3) Making the best pizzaBad 1) Staying composed when starting a new relationship.Bad 2) Music preference Bad 3) Decoration. Tën: Good 1) Being a coffee expertGood 2) Working on experiments Good 3) Taking care of friends Bad 1) Making a coffee machine Bad 2) Having a proper sleep schedule Bad 3) Relaxing ☢ if your muse knew that they were going to die in 24 hours, name three things they would do in the time they had left. Fuyu: He would spend all his time with loved ones and friends. Fuyu would spend his very last moments at his favourite place to go to. Xaye: He would be alone for half the time. Thinking about his life. The other half of his time will be with his sister or a possible lover. Tën: Will spend all her time making a device. A final gift for Xaye, until she dies
Happy Birthday Fruges!!! 🤡 here’s a evil clown
oh my heck it’s october 4th
it’s Fruges’s birthday yalls
(her actual birthday is in the summertime and shes actually like 8 years old but its for the storyline i never finished but uknowwhatimean)
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