Hey Uhhhhh Guys Would You Appreciate Me If I Lb'd Watching 92sies Tonight.... Maaaaaaaybe I'll Watch

where can I find uksies......

All the screenshots I have so far of my very legally obtained recording of uksies. Yes half of them are of race so what

Also @saveugoodmadam it's your fave

davey.........

"I am not a plant killer," Davey says primly, glaring at the shrivelled leaves as if they've personally wronged him. "The plants simply refuse to match my energy despite being invited into my space. And if my therapist is to be believed, that's their problem."

Jack raises an eyebrow as he snips off another yellowing leaf.

"So murdering your poor monstera is self-care, then?"

"Yes." Davey nods curtly. "Girlboss. Slay. Et cetera."

Jack shoots him an amused look, and he at least has the decency to blush a little.

"Look, I don't claim to know the lingo-!"

"No, no," Jack chuckles as he presses more soil around the freshly trimmed roots. "Girlboss, slay, et cetera - I get you. I'm pickin' up what you're puttin' down, Jacobs."

this is javey

Davey trying to sell newspapers

Thinking about how novelsies spot is a redhead and how he's usually not described that way in fics 'cause even if more ppl read the novel we've already got albert meeting our redhead quota

Realising that if we did have both spot and albert as redheads.. considering the popularity of sprace/ralbert/spralbert... we could say racetrack has a type

RAHHHHH SORRY FOR DISAPPEARING!!!!!! I WENT CAMPING!!!!!!!!

hs au javey where Davey (in a fit of frustration and sensory nightmares) takes off his shirt in the changing room during phys ed ... he usually goes into a stall but not today he just doesn't have the time, patience or willingness for it, plus it's empty right now ... cue jack stepping into the room right as davey's shirt comes off and immediately turning the other direction because oh my god is it disrespectful he's so fine fuck am I meant to look is it okay to look does he have abs????

and davey's like 'hey .... jack .....'

and jacks like 'IMSOSORRYWAITNOIDIDNYMEANIJUSTTHOUGHT' and Davey has to physically take a step back ....

and obviously crutchie and Katherine hear about it later but you knew that already