It Has Been Brought To My Attention That The Friend I Stole This From Has Stolen It From Someone Else.

missing someone is crazy because you’ll have dreams that r like “we went on a nice walk together :)” and you’ll wake up feeling like you’re gonna throw up

I plugged 3 consoles into one A/V port for maximum gaming.

blowjob? more like nojob! #unemployed

did you sleep well tonight? (I love you) we should do this one day (I love you) did you eat? (I love you) I brought you this because it's your favorite (I love you) have you taken your vitamins? (I love you) I made this for you (I love you) did you get home safe? (I love you) I made you some tea (I love you) how's the project that you're working on? (I love you) don't forget your umbrella (I love you) take my scarf (I love you) I'll wait with you (I love you) I'll wait for you (I love you) (I love you) (I love you)

I think I just found the only reasonable exchange involving two people with opposing views on porn to ever exist on this website

Viral photo from today's meeting of world leaders in Kyiv:

Ukrainian already making memes:

me, drained and so so sad: please I need a new blorbo so bad, I'm begging

new blorbo, who I will now never be rid of: hey

me, again: no not that one

this!!! this is what I mean!!!!

The Pikachu's two common postures puff and lounge