Instead Of Making Up Shitty Racist Headcanons About Miles Shoplifting Join Me In Headcanoning Him Picking

A lil soft bucky whump.

@oh-tobeafrog thank you for inspiring me with this galaxy brain take on my two favorite marvel heroes :)

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steve not taking care of himself in ways that are basically self harm but no one knows because of his healing factor

he'll ignore wounds on purpose and that would get most people infected, but he heals faster than the baseline human and is immune to disease so no one bats an eye when he skips medical again

he drinks enough high proof liquor to give the baseline human alcohol poisoning ten times over but no one thinks he has a drinking problem because they think he can't get drunk, but it's not that he can't get drunk, his body just processes alcohol more efficiently

he's in the gym too much but everyone brushes it off because of course cap is a gym rat, he's an avenger so of course he has to train, he has to keep up with the job somehow, no he's not over-exerting himself, he'll be fine, he's a supersoldier.

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i choose to believe bucky only has that lank-ass limp straight movie hair bc hydra hasn’t shampooed him in 70 years

“She is ninja. She is death itself”

★ Make an appointment with stylist, he's new and still practicing ★