This Is What Happens When U Trust An Old Man In The Relationship... Also That Incest Storyline When To

THIS is what I see when I say 70s douchebag Chris.

Ugh 70s tdb hamzah I miss you.. should he come back guys

Using the excuse “it’s just a joke” to defend yall faves will never not be humiliating. Like get off your knees and have some shame. They don’t know you. Your life will go on without them. Stop being ride or dies for strangers. Weirdos.

introducing..

໑ 70s DOUCHEBAG CHRIS

DOUCHEBAG CHRIS.. who is the self-appointed king of his high school. He revels in tormenting underclassmen, making them run errands or embarrass themselves for his amusement.

DOUCHEBAG CHRIS.. who never misses an opportunity to mention he’s a senior, even in completely unrelated conversations.

DOUCHEBAG CHRIS.. who drives a 1971 Chevy Chevelle he’s named “Eclipse,” which he constantly brags about but treats terribly.

DOUCHEBAG CHRIS.. who always the loudest guy at every party, either hogging the aux cord to play Dark Side of the Moon or challenging someone to a keg stand.

DOUCHEBAG CHRIS.. who flirts shamelessly, leaning into his “asshole” image. He’ll toss out lines like, “Why are you with that guy when you could have someone like me?”

DOUCHEBAG CHRIS.. who’s success rate is higher than it should be, much to the frustration of his peers.

DOUCHEBAG CHRIS.. who will say things like, “You know, time is just a construct, man,” while ignoring that he’s failing history class.

DOUCHEBAG CHRIS.. who has an “intellectual” side where he quotes Pink Floyd lyrics as if they’re his original thoughts.

DOUCHEBAG CHRIS.. who keeps a beat-up notebook hidden in his car where he scrawls angsty poems inspired by Wish You Were Here. He’d never admit it, but they’re mostly about a girl who rejected him sophomore year.

DOUCHEBAG CHRIS.. who despite his bravado, Chris is secretly dreading leaving high school. The real world scares him, and he has no idea what he wants to do.

DOUCHEBAG CHRIS.. who knows every lyric from The Wall and will fight anyone who says it’s overrated. He once got detention for arguing with a teacher who claimed Led Zeppelin was better.

DOUCHEBAG CHRIS.. who has lost more money than he’d care to admit betting on street races or card games. His friends joke that he has “negative luck.”

DOUCHEBAG CHRIS.. who never admit it, Chris has a few Bee Gees records tucked behind his Pink Floyd collection. He sometimes dances to Stayin’ Alive when he’s alone in his room.

DOUCHEBAG CHRIS.. who whether it’s for pizza, gas, or concert tickets, Chris is notorious for saying, “I’ll get you back,” and then never following through.

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enemies to lovers hate lwk warranted cause why are u beefing every ten minutes just to end up together like wtf

THIS. Like I get so impatient like it’s so cringey yk u wanna kiss why are u acting slow? If im enemies with someone I couldnt even be in the same room as them.. how are yall fuckin 6 minutes later? Stand on business

Need them in a gay A24 psychological romcom set in the 1970s, about two best friends,one flirty, loud and outgoing kind of a bimbo, the other quiet and thoughtful and smart, who skip college and build a small custom tailoring service from scratch. Their bond deepens, so does the tension between friendship and something more, Mikey’s character becoming more bold and possessive over Ayo’s character and touchy BUT she has a boyfriend that she goes on to marry. Over time, their success grows and start getting richer and more valued and respected clients, but so do the pureness of their relationship, until years later in 1985, Mikey’s character is found dead and the other is accused of her murder. Ayo’s character keeps having hallucinations and seeing her as her younger and older self. Told through a mix of flashbacks and present day court scenes, the story blends love, obsession, grief, and guilt, and the ending showing her not guilty but leaving the audience to decide what really happened because it feeds into both narratives of weather she did it or not. It also takes a look at the corrupt side of Mikey’s character since they knew eachother her senior year and Ayo’s character was a freshman when she started picking at her and flirting with her until they became close friends.

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