ginny: my wand is 8 inches long and made of solid steel
ron: i think that wand is a knife
ginny: what are you talking about it’s my wand
ron: what spells can you cast with it
ginny: stab
Davy Jones:I killed you once Turner, I do not fear you
Will:Oh it's not me you're suposed to fear
Davy Jones:What?
Elizabeth:(in the distance) DAVY JONES!
Davy Jones:*looks to see Elizabeth swinging in with a sword in her hand and murder in her eyes*
Elizabeth:YOU KILLED MY HUSBAND!
Will:She's going to fuck you up
Davy Jones:*sighs* I know
We saved our honeymoon!
teddy lupin being open and friendly and touchy-feely with everyone, so for three entire years james potter sees teddy doing stupidly cute stuff like kissing victoire’s hand and brushing her hair away from her eyes and sitting by the lake with his head in her lap and he just thinks they’re mates, potter teenagers are idiots it’s obviously genetic
Can we talk about killian Jones listening to Hamilton
Can someone turn this into a fix for me please
harry: lupin, you can't go into battle and abandon your kid just because you want to be just like my dad!
harry: now excuse me while i go die to save everyone, just like my mum.
Haven’t watched since it was announced that Justin was leaving the show, but I can honestly say that I would rather them kill Alex, kill Alex AND Jo, or just write them both off the show completely than to watch them assassinate his character and make up a reason as to why he would leave his wife.
Some free advice on #coronavirus
can i be delusional for while and just pretend it was owen hunt that went off to live on a farm in kansas and that teddy is happy with koracick, amelia’s baby is link’s, and that alex and jo are fine and are adopting a fire station baby