This is exactly what I do 😂
bath tubs that can’t submerge an entire adult body should be illegal
can i be delusional for while and just pretend it was owen hunt that went off to live on a farm in kansas and that teddy is happy with koracick, amelia’s baby is link’s, and that alex and jo are fine and are adopting a fire station baby
Straights: REMADORA!!!!!1!
Gays: WOLFSTARRRRRRRR
Bi’s (me btw):
I JUST DON'T GET WHY PEOPLE DON'T THINK THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER
*In the Afterlife*
“Ah! Professor Binns! Welcome to the afterlife.”
“...Why am I not at Hogwarts?”
“Er...well, you see we are in the aft-”
“I want to go to Hogwarts”
“But sir-”
“I have a morning class tomorrow”
“Sir we can't-”
“I have an appointment with the headmaster to talk about the Goblin Mutiny of 1546”
“But-but sir, you'll have to be a ghost forever!”
“Did I fucking stutter”
Sirius: What number am I thinking of?
James, sighing heavily: 420?
Sirius: What? Of course not! I'm not *that* immature! Someone else guess and be serious about it!
Remus: Is it 69?
Sirius: Yeah it's 69.