I Like Everyone, Guys, Gals, And Non Binary Pals

I'm playing Portal 2 for the first time

jessie x ash's mom is actually the most hilarious thing in the world could you imagine youre 12 years old forever and theres this wretched woman who just wont stop trying to kidnap your dog for nefarious purposes and then she starts fucking your mom

That's just what he wants you to think

(I'm joking btw)

Me: I have a pleasure room, wanna see it?

My date: oooh okay 😏

*proceeds to walk into a room with unpopped bubble wrap wall paper*

Eeee. This is a tough one.

God this image is fucked. I really hope he's not but it looks like he's using his kid as a human shield. Such a horrible fucking person

Gee, and why would people want to do that? Did you do something that pissed off that many people or something?

Blessed Hat

They might be in this very room, they might be you, they might be me, they could even be...

be careful, i have heard rumors that a gorgeous mother fucker is scrolling tumblr right fucking now