Conservatives: A Kid Is Being Bullied And Called Names. Oh Well, Who Cares?

Hmmmm sand

he's so me

If the faster you go, the slower time gets is true, which it's been scientifically proven, the opposite must also be true. The slower you go, the faster time gets.

Now think about this for a second. We're constantly moving. The earth is rotating at about 1600 kilometers per hour (or about 1000 miles per hour). The earth is also orbiting the sun, the sun (and therefore, us as well) is orbiting the center of the milkyway. The milkyway is on a collision course with the Andromeda Galaxy.

We have NEVER once been stationary. That means we've always been experiencing time at a slower rate. So my hypothesis is that if you reach absolute 0 speed, time flows infinitely fast.

You'd hit 0 kph and boom! The universe just ended in front of your eyes. Not even a single unit of time has passed.

I could also be wrong. Idk. I've only formed this hypothesis based on knowledge I currently have, so maybe this doesn't happen and I'm wrong. Who knows?

Me: I have a pleasure room, wanna see it?

My date: oooh okay 😏

*proceeds to walk into a room with unpopped bubble wrap wall paper*

@friendlynieghborhoodmuffinman multi-player dreams, coming soon

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That's definitely a ghost

I gave you water so you can breathe, how's this?

being held would be nice I think

Please don't turn me into a marketable Tumblr font

NOOOOOOOO!

"I sure hope the Tigers eating people's faces party eats the face of people I don't like and not me."

-Non cis white male conservatives

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