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My favorite milf

Hmmmm sand

he's so me

I've had the Big shot before, it was very good.

BIG SHOT OF THE WEEK!!!

i feel like he doesnt like the taste of it but still drinks it religiously (ironically because of its name)

Okay okay so I'm gonna rant about my homebrew lycanthropes now (for D&D) and no one can stop me.

Wererat: a weaker form of werewolves who only transform on a new moom.

Wererabbit: A very chaotic and physically strong lycanthrope who transforms on the 1st and 3rd quarter moon.

Weredeer: Ever hear of Wendigo's? If not check this out:

Encyclopedia Britannica

Wendigo | Description, Legend, Creature, Until Dawn, & Facts

Wendigo, a mythological cannibalistic monster in the spiritual tradition of North American Algonquian-speaking tribes. It is associated with

Basically a Wendigo but a lycanthrope. They transform for the entirety of Winter.

Werebears: Basically the opposite of Weredear. While they do transform during the winter season, they are very calm and actually remain conscience. Although they un-transform during a full moon in winter.

WereBats: Transform during night (except on a full moon if there's no cloud cover) and in dark caves. They aren't necessarily violent (except on a lunar eclipse, but I'll get to that)

WereDragons: Horribly powerful creature that can only be hurt by Magical Silver weapons. Partially transform on partial solar eclipse and fully transform on a full eclipse. Anything below 25% coverage and they are simply agitated. 25%-50% coverage and they completely lose themselves in anger. 50%-75% the gain a breath weapon and their hands transform into claws. Anything below 75% can still be hurt by non-magic Silver weapons. From 75%-non full coverage and they remain in a human physique, but grow wings and can't be hurt by non-magic Silver weapons.

Lunar eclipse: any lycanthrope triggered by moon phases transform, but get aggressively violent.

Solar eclipse: all lycanthropes transform, but their aggression and personality is reverse of what it normally is (ie. Calm and level headed wererabbits, hyper aggressive werebears).

Lycanthropes in ascending order of unmanagability and CR:

Weredog (as werewolf but herds sheep instead of mauling them)

Werespider (huge and horrific but basically an ettercap at the end of the day)

Weregaroo (jacked. pugilistic. better pack your silvered brass knuckles or you don't stand a chance.)

Wereapotamous (run.)

Werewhale (you don't need adventurers, you need a convention of ordained clergy to discuss why a caring pantheon would allow this thing's existence)

Werebeholder.

­Here me out:

Werewerewolf

People will be totally fine with sex that doesn't involve love until one or more of the people having the sex identifies as aro huh

How we weigh an octopus!

gender is a performance and im getting heckled by those old gay muppets

Classes I've played: paladin, rogue, sorcerer, wizard, ranger, cleric, artificer, and fighter

Me: I have a pleasure room, wanna see it?

My date: oooh okay 😏

*proceeds to walk into a room with unpopped bubble wrap wall paper*