The Fact That This Is An Actual Load Out You Can Do In-game Is Hilarious

Lemme check the time on my pocket crab

Peter Szucsy

People: A.I. will take over the world.

A.I.: let's message this ace user to sub to only fans

Guys Nantucket is the only part of Massachusetts that's not mostly LGBT+, we have to change that.

U.S. counties that have more LGBT people per capita than the national average

Me but only the grocery store part so not really me but the grocery store gives me anxiety

Hydra but it's a herbivore. It's basically just a 7-headed Apatosaurus.

"they do move in herds! oh wait no there's just one"

THE TOWER MUST RISE!

Extinguish yourself

HI

HELLO THERE

IT'S YOUR SUN

INTERACT WITH ME

I DARE YOU

Or you know. Become trans and just use Lucy instead

If the faster you go, the slower time gets is true, which it's been scientifically proven, the opposite must also be true. The slower you go, the faster time gets.

Now think about this for a second. We're constantly moving. The earth is rotating at about 1600 kilometers per hour (or about 1000 miles per hour). The earth is also orbiting the sun, the sun (and therefore, us as well) is orbiting the center of the milkyway. The milkyway is on a collision course with the Andromeda Galaxy.

We have NEVER once been stationary. That means we've always been experiencing time at a slower rate. So my hypothesis is that if you reach absolute 0 speed, time flows infinitely fast.

You'd hit 0 kph and boom! The universe just ended in front of your eyes. Not even a single unit of time has passed.

I could also be wrong. Idk. I've only formed this hypothesis based on knowledge I currently have, so maybe this doesn't happen and I'm wrong. Who knows?