I Read Babel Back In Febuary So That Means It's Been At Least Three Months Of Waking Up Every Single

look at the sky, Martin. look at the sky. it's looking back.

Epitaph, Brendon Burton (new book!)

I like headcanoning ford as aroace who thought he was bi for a while because he had equal attraction to men and women (read: close to zero)

tumblr and discord changing their ui just enough to be noticeable within a week of each other, 1 million billion neurodivergent people found dead

huehuehue agnes my love,,,,

guys can someone write a fic i will literally marry you i have so many rings you can choose from please PLEASE

Random headcanon for a TMA AU: in a non-changed world where Jon is trying to balance his humanity with not starving to death, he teams up with Oliver Banks to find his 'food.' They'll go on long walks together with Jon following the pull of a statement and Oliver seeing who has black tendrils tied around them. There's a surprising amount of overlap (perhaps those who have had true encounters with the Entities are more likely to meet an early End?) and, well, if Jon has to eat and eating has to leave the victim with nightmares of reliving their trauma... best to dump that on someone who'll only live a few more days, right? :/

Bonus humor times: Martin catches wind of these outings with no context attached and is just: [cracking tea mug with the force of his jealous fury] "I'm sorry, are they on a fucking date?"

Things that work in fiction but not real life

torture getting reliable information out of people

knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour

jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact

calling the police to deescalate a situation

rafting your way off a desert island

correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes

effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else

ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences

heterosexual cowboy

i love when people clutch their pearls with flavour. "oh my days" "what the shit" "autism" like yas you go girl

Last day of finals. Pregaming freedom by starting a new jontim wip

them

this girl at uni was dressed sooo gay and then i found out she's just straight with a lesbian mom. dykebaiting is not a victimless crime 😔