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Warning: Pedophilia

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I was listening to a song by Bellamy and Marry me and a scenario of russian speaking bkg popped into my head. I think y'all know that song 'ΠΊΠΎΠ½Ρ„Π΅Ρ‚ΠΊΠ°' I think.

So basically UA got a sponsor for a russian company and invite this guy and his interpreter to visit and view the classrooms. So they arrive and the asshole starts talking sexual stuff abt the students and the interpreter says something else that makes it seem like the pedo is a good guy. Bkg interrupts in a voice that's both concerned and angry.

"Aizawa sensei?" Everyone turns to him but bkg doesnt take his eyes of the russian guy. "What the guy's saying isnt the same as the translation..." the interpreter and pedo are gobsmacked, realizing they might be busted.

"What do you mean?" Mind you, nezu is also there. The students could sense the tension in the room. "The asshole's a pedophile." "Now, now that's a rather bold assumption child" the russian guy says in russian for the interpreter to translate. But before the guy could open his mouth, bkg has his hand up and speaks "and yet I'm not wrong you gross fucker. Now fucking get out of our class, our school and out of japan."

The others realized the gravity of the situation. The pedo and bkg are loudly arguing and the asshole has the audacity to try and grabs bkg's shoulder. Aizawa and Nezu finally snap out of it and jump in to get this guy away while the students make sure bkg is ok. As he's being escorted bkg says "bye bitch!" while flipping him off with both hands.

That's how everyone found out bkg knew russian and among the students it quickly became an iconic sexuality crisis moment.

Ok so the reason bkg knows russian is cuz his parents work with russian companies alot. So he picked it up from there and his parents who speak basic Russian. He was just being an overachiever and practice more. Kariage is the first to know this bcuz whenever bkg gets super flustered (or when they doing the dirty *insert lenny face*) bkg yells out in russian.

This makes kariage both amused and aroused.

Kariage even learned how to say I love you to confess to bkg. Who obviously says yes in Russian as well. It's super wholesome and loving. Eventually kariage learns sweet nothings and innuendos in russian just to tease and make bkg super shy and blushy.

The end.

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Hope ya like it and stay safe! ❀

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I Colored It Because I Was Bored.

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4 years ago

I'm so glad you liked it QwQ

@wonhaebunny hope you like it!

@wonhaebunny Hope You Like It!

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4 years ago

πŸ“‚πŸ“‚ UGH LOVE DON'T SAY SORRY

QAQ GAB YOU ANGEL THANK YOU!❀❀❀

TW // DEATH, SUPER ANGSTY, ETC

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I discussed this in the discord server (sif's server) with Hyper but imma put it in here anyway because that's my best one yet. It legit came from me peeling eggshells for curry.

Hawks and Dabi have sex and Hawks lays an egg. No one knows how but he laid an egg. So hawks obviously mother hens it and Dabi does his best to provide.

The egg stays at the lov lair cuz obvious reasons. So one day Hawks was busy with patrol and Dabi had stuff to do. Since they couldn't exactly heat the egg, They put it on a bunch of blankets.

One of the newer recruits found the egg and put it in the fridge. The egg was identical to the other eggs (except for a small black line on the tip) so a few hours pass and the recruit uses the same egg and boils it because of hunger.

At the same time Dabi and Hawks are just back. The other lov are also there doing their own thing when suddenly,

Hawks shrieks.

He's gone into full panic mode while the others try and calm him.

He stutters out a weak, "I-its gone. It's not there THE EGGS FUCKING GONE!"

This makes everyone else go into panic mode before the new guy says, "you mean the chicken egg on the couch?"

Everyone turns to him and simultaneously asks yes where is it?

Shigaraki and Compress are nearly in tears about not getting to be uncle (for shiggy)and grandpa (for compress).

Toga went into berserk mode and Spinner is legit spinning around trying to find it.

Hawks and Dabi are questioning the recruit who seems to have realized he done goofed.

The recruit whispers out the explanation.

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...Hawks and Dabi have to deal with the loss of their child. Toga and Shigaraki decimated the recruit. Compress is trying to be a good mom of the group but even he's having trouble. He wishes Kurogiri would be here to give advice.

Spinner and Giran are trying to make things lively again but nothing works. Hawks is barely able to focus on work. Enji and Rumi are concerned because he isnt normally like this.

They eventually confronted him. Hawks couldn't take it anymore and broke down but didnt say anything.

They comforted him as best they could but were gobsmacked about what on earth made their chicken nugget loving sunshine man this upset.

Dabi's rage made him go out and get into more fights and close calls. Though he tried his best to be there for Hawks.

The egg was boiled but not peeled, everything was intact. The lov carefully put the egg in a coffin. Compress used his quirk on it before Shigaraki decayed the marble. The dust was evenly split into two pendants.

One for Hawks and Dabi each. They kept it close.

It will take a long time for them to recover from their baby's death. But they will heal. Slowly, but surely.

And if Enji is confronted by Dabi with the truth and miruko by Hawks, that's only for them to know.

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I hope this satisfies you!


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3 years ago

Indeed my dude

[ID: AO3 Tags That Read "guys Who Clean Other Guys' Glasses Are Kinda Gay........, What Does He Need

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4 years ago

Trying out my new Fine Liners! They came today and I'm super excited about them.

Trying Out My New Fine Liners! They Came Today And I'm Super Excited About Them.

Did I make a sketch for the excuse of using them? Yes.

Am I proud of it? Also yes.


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4 years ago

Do you want a hug?

πŸ₯ΊπŸ’• I would love that mocha


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4 years ago

Hi Lovely!!! I love you!!! I hope you have a great day! Also, do you have any Todobaku or momobaku or todomomo, or todobakumomo headcanons? (as you can see, i love them!) - Shushu!

Shushu! Hi hun. I love you too and you better be having a good day as well.

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I like to imagine that they had a group project or something and that's how they got together. Momo is insecure about the relationship since she's nervous about what would come of it, she didn't know polyamorous relationships were a thing and wondered if she was two-timing.

Todoroki also didnt know what it meant but he's blunt and decided to do as he pleased, meaning he'll date them.

Bakugou is the one to explain to them. They are a very crackheaded couple. And its beautiful. The class was happy that they were happy, they like to tease them a lot.

Whenever any of them have bad days, they sing 'Safe and sound' to eachother while cuddling on Momo's bed since its the biggest and most comfy.

Bakugou teaches them how to cook since the two of them are hopeless rich kids. He also shows them normal childhood experiences like video games, hiking, fishing, etc. He's just a softy for his beautiful bitches. He will kick anyone who hits on Momo and Todoroki. Jealous Tsundere vibes. Whenever he gets self conscious about him being a good partner, they will coddle him to death till he is feeling better.

Todoroki is practically a sugar daddy since he spends money on the most stupidest things for his lovers, enji's credit card of course. Plus he makes a brilliant heatpack for the other two during the winter.

Momo has special tea that is reserved for the 3 of them only. Momo loves her boyfriends, especially during her period. Both are human heat packs. They get her plenty of chocolate and snacks while they watch studio ghibli movies.

All in all, they are domestic as shit. And we love them for that. These cute little fuckers. That's all I got for today.

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I hope you like it darling! Hope you have a good day and stay safe! 😊❀


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4 years ago

πŸ“‚?

Thank you Hun! Hope your doing well.❀ Ok so the new spoilers got me thinking. This is also a bit inspired by a conversation in bunny's server.

TW // SPOILERS AND DEATH

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JUST SO YOU KNOW THAT ISNT FUYUMI. THIS HC IS IF SHE WAS.

Ok so. For a second we thought that this was Fuyumi in the panel, trying to save her lover.

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Obviously that isn't her but that got me thinking of a headcannon... what if that was Fuyumi and her partner?

WHAT IF Her partner was planning on proposing next week but was ya know? dying? so he gives it to her. She's sobbing. He is proclaimed dead when the paramedics arrived. His final words were asking her to promise that they marry eachother in the next life.

Her future at having a good life. Her lover. Gone.

Extra angst: if she was pregnant. Her chance of giving a life to a child, a future to give that she didnt get. Now without her sweetheart. But highly unlikely.

It's more like she wanted a family with him but now she can't, because he's gone.

He just pulls the box out and slowly gives it to her and the paramedics arrive. He passes away due to blood loss and getting crushed.

Fuyumi is heartbroken.

She thought the death of Touya was accidental or something. So now she knows that her dad was worse than she thought, her brother is alive and her partner, her lover, her chance of a good future is dead. Her SWEETHEART is DEAD.

Why do I make myself cry like this?

We know that Dabi killed civilians by his own choice. He could've gone and killed Endeavour himself but chose to kill.

The whole army riot thing is a part of it? He chooses to bring this shit down on us. And what happened to Fuyumi...

Seeing her brother like this...knowing he was a part of this. Part of her love's death...someone she truly wanted a life with... that would break her. Absolutely destroy her.

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This is what the ring looks like. It's eccentric because they were always an eccentric couple.

The gemstones are rose quarts (meaning love) and lapis lazuli (meaning royalty, honor, vision).

That adds to the pain if you ask me.

Ngl that ring is beautiful. Absolutely gorgeous.

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I made myself sob doing this. I cry. Anyways I hope this satisfies y'all. Hope you have a nice day and take care. ❀

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Hi y'all! I'm an optimistic yet also pessimistic girl who is also artsy. I'm a total geek + foodie. I like snakes and pastel colors. I can go from polite to bitch to baby to mother hen. She/her but idc if you use others. That's about it.

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