List Five Things That Make You Happy, Then Put This In The Ask Box Of The Last Ten People Who Reblogged

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Cursed Sinclair Brothers Headcanons No One Asked For:

Bo:

Wears black socks with sandals.

Knows all the moves to Footlose and 75 miles until Heaven from “Best little Whore House in Texas”

Has been seen singing into the hand of his tools/knives while in the middle of killing people.

He has a “Dance” playlist that he listens to time to time, and he dances to it while fixing cars and killing.

Actually, while he was in the basement with a victim, he started singing “I wanna Dance with Somebody”. And the victim came in with the backup.

Vincent:

Also knows the moves to “75 Miles until Heaven”.

Jump scares his brothers all the time! Like, he is known to hide and jump out of nowhere! Trees, bushes, the roof— nowhere is safe.

What he wears to bed: a pair of duck slippers that quack every time he walks, wears hair curlers, and a bright pink bathrobe. He also does those green face masks, too, with cucumber slices on his eyes.

His coffee mug says: “Too Pretty for this Shit”

Lester:

Can quote the whole Bee Movie.

Eats coffee grinds after being used to make coffee.

One time, he barked at Bo while arguing with him. It went like this:

Bo: *yelling at him*

Lester: bark bark bark bark!

Bo: …

Lester: …

Vincent: …

Bo: What the fuck!?

They never talk about it still to this day.

He wears these on Sundays to piss Bo off:

smoking the shit that made the devil reject me

I think this is a great idea.

when you call your reps to ask them to pretty please stop taking away your rights, remember:

In deep red areas you're a republican who is thinking of voting for someone else if they don't vote what you want on this specific bill because it impacts your republican ideals so very much

In swing states you're an undecided voter who's gonna go blue if they don't vote how you like

remember to call because that way their phone is going off and their peers can hear it because their offices are close together (emails and letters don't work like that), so it can rattle them if they get high volumes. remember that you gotta make them feel like they're losing something.

Sinclair HCs

Lester went to the store after a Christmas one year and saw a bulk box of 72 bars of hand soap on sale for 10 dollars so now Bo's hands permanently smell like Winter Wonderland.

Vinny's motivational song is Physical (Long Version/Remastered) by Olivia Newton-John. He can't make any substantial progress unless that song has been playing for at least twenty minutes.

Lester goes thrifting regularly and on one of his hauls, he bought three boxes of VeggieTales VHS tapes that some moron threw away and now he goes around quoting out-of-context lines.

Every time Bo hears "I Will Survive" by Gloria Gaynor he forgets he's a white male serial killer and dances around the garage, singing into his wrench as a proud, independent black woman who "don't need no man", Honestly pop off sis.

Bo has a habit of telling Vinny to "watch his tone" when he's signing something. Almost every time. It pisses Vinny off more than anything Bo's ever done to him before.

Vinny caught Lester making out with his pillow as a teenager and he never looked at him the same way again.

Lester and Bo have a secret society consisting of only themselves and all they ever do is photoshop the same picture of Vinny's face onto random objects like calculators or famous paintings or lava lamps. they have an entire folder dedicated to it.

More to follow. Hope you enjoyed it!

the two rats hiding in the cupboards eating all the cheese and crackers