Mr. Morale 😮‍💨

You’re standing at the altar, about to get married to your beautiful fiancée. When suddenly the king of demons bursts through the door of the room, which naturally causes panic. You tried to warn everyone that inviting your sibling to the wedding would mean trouble, but they kept insisting.

5 simple exercises to awaken dormant muscles

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:-“Navigating through new relationship” prompts-:

(I AM SO SOFT YOU DONT UNDERSTAND, OK BUT TAG ME WHEN YOU WRITE THESE :)

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Asking before kissing or even touching(this applies to any stage of relationship really)

^^ “Can I kiss you, please?”

Meeting each other's friends/family

^^“I’m nervous.” “Don’t be. I’m sure they’ll like you. Hell, they’ll love you.”

Having an intimate talk about the bedroom scenes(don't skip this people!)

Communicating about feelings

^^“I didn’t like the way they were looking at you. I hope you can understand what I’m trying to say.”

Talking face-to-face than texting

Spending time alone from each other

^^Making enough time for other one

“Are you sure you want to do this? Like sure, sure?” “Yeah. Yeah, I’ve been wanting to do this with you forever.”

“You weren’t uncomfortable back there, right? I just wanted to make sure you were all right.” “No, no, I wasn’t. Thank you for doing that.”

*while comforting the other one* “Hey, hey, look at me. It’s okay, I’m here. Shh. Look at me. You don’t have to be scared okay? I’m here to help you.”

🤍 Subtle Signs of a Caretaking Dynamic 🤍

Caretaker stepping in front of whumpee instinctively when there's gunfire/a loud noise/etc.

Whumpee looking towards Caretaker instinctively when faced with danger or a difficult question.

Caretaker carrying whumpee's belongings for them or opening doors for them. Generally making tasks easier for whumpee.

Caretaker knows things about whumpee's recovery or medical situation off the top of their head, without even having to think about it.

Or Caretaker gets defensive when asked about whumpee. "Why do you want to know? What do you want with them?"

Whumpee leaning against Caretaker's shoulder when they're next to each other.

Caretaker lightly brushing a hand against whumpee's hand in a gesture of comfort. Or whumpee initiates that, and Caretaker picks up on a hint and holds their hand.

If the relationship is fated or somehow bound, there may be markers of a unique bond, such as tattoos, bite marks, etc.

Their tone of voice changing completely as soon as they start talking to each other. Maybe they're shy with everyone else but joke with each other. Or maybe they act cheerful with everyone else, but turn serious as soon as they can talk to the one other person who knows what's really going on.

Nonverbally checking if whumpee is okay with meaningful glances across a room or "thumbs-up versus thumbs-down" gestures.

Caretaker immediately noticing when something is wrong for whumpee and getting visibly stressed.

Domestic incompetence is going to kill men

meep.

tonight’s episode of Werewolf Jobs:

ski patrol werewolves! big fluffy idiots with snowmobiles, ready to find lost or stranded hikers and skiers. when they find you they are fully prepared with a variety of warm drinks to fight off the cold and enough medical supplies to get you patched up enough to go back to the actual medical center. having werewolves do this cuts out the need for sniffer dogs, since they are fully capable of finding a trapped skier and digging them out of a snowdrift all on their own! plus they can take you to the restaurant for boneless wings afterwards! a dog cannot do that.

yes, you can cuddle them, but only if you ask very nicely

World building exercise

Make a stereotypes map, or “[region] according to ____”, like this one

But for your fictional world

🔴New Zealanders put on a powerful display by doing the Haka in solidarity with Palestine