“So Mermaids And Sirens Are Two Different Species?” “Just So. My People, What You Call Mermaids

i think this is peak internet

this is my cocomelon

Since Alhaithams story quest has been out for a while, and it confirms that the messy one of the roommates is actually HIM.... which is very different from everyone's initial fanon ideas... I present:

"Organised Chaos" messy alhaitham and "in the moment" messy kaveh

By this I mean that alhaitham leaves anything. Not just books. Everywhere. Cups, pens, papers, the entire place is a mess if he really doesn't care.

But he knows where everything is. Kaveh tries to nag him by asking "well how would you find anything like this" and alhaitham explains that he can recall where he left That One Paper, That Book and everything. He is a mess but at least he knows where things are. He will still nag at Kaveh when he is messy however.

Now Kaveh, I'm projecting on as an artist. Chaos during art hours. Papers everywhere. Paint, pens, anything and everything scattered all around while he's in the zone. Probably nearly drank paint water a few times. Alhaitham nags him to clear up in case he actually does, also so paint doesn't get on his books.

But he clears up everything the second he's finished. And the mess is likely contained to his room and maybe like. The living room table. Everything put away and in its place once Kavehs finished. Will nag at alhaitham and say it's haithams fault for leaving books everywhere if paint gets on one.

Together the house is simply a mess. But at least they don't lose things. Hopefully.

Thank you for reading. I am not ok

I cannot understand how some people "don't know how to portray Gaz" in fics, if we literally have this clip

Like, it's enough to understand so much! His sense of humour, his relationships with Kate and Price, his sarcastic chill energy. It's all right in front of you, just open your eyes!!

20 physical intimacy prompts

1. Lingering touch that sends shivers.

2. Whispering sweet nothings.

3. Tracing lips with a finger.

4. Dancing closely, bodies pressed.

5. Gentle caresses along the back.

6. Passionate, desire-filled kiss.

7. Slow undressing, savoring.

8. Exploring bodies with light touches.

9. Intertwining fingers, deep connection.

10. Nuzzling against necks, warmth.

11. Sensuous massage, fostering intimacy.

12. Gazing into eyes, unspoken desires.

13. Running fingers through hair.

14. Warm, intimate embrace.

15. Teasing, nibbling on earlobes.

16. Holding hands, silent reassurance.

17. Gentle exploration, awakening pleasure.

18. Cuddling close under a blanket.

19. Forehead kisses, love and tenderness.

20. Passionate, synchronized bodies.

imagination (1963) - harold ordway rugg

"chekhovs cat / schrödingers razor / occams gun"

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

votes republican bc of this tumblr ad i just got

And this is exactly why I get upset when ppl downplay Storm. Sis has a number of titles and you think they just for play?!

RICK ASTLEY OFFICIAL COVER OF PINK PONY CLUB BY CHAPPEL ROAN???