Odysseus: *lying, traveling, stealing, etc*
Hermes, the god of all those things: YOURE DOING AMAZING SWEETIE
Not so rare frame of Odysseus having to count how many years he has been away from home
Odysseus crew: *watching him from the afterlife*
Elpenor: Look, he's hunting down the suitors! He's gonna kill them all!
Eurylochus: Maybe you were right, Polites. Violence has only lead to more violence. Perhaps the Captain would be better off showing mercy before he goes too far.
Polites: Are you fucking kidding me?! You heard what they were planning to do to Penelope and their son!! He should butcher every one of them!!!
The kitten hasn't seen anything cute for a long time
officially the best line in The Odyssey
crown snake form but its a tsuchinoko
tsuchinocrown !!
They Scream together, like all good best friends do
Negative 5 is a often mood
we usually think of mood as a scale from 1-5, but there's actually a negative scale too, where the frown turns back into a smile, but just a little insane !
Yes.
Eurylocus: I opened the windbag when you were asleep…
Odysseus: shh he doesn’t know I know this hack
Odysseus: Eurylochus, light up six torches
I love how the ithica saga listening party became a full on performance at some points but one of my favorite moments is Jorge holding Mico in “just a man”(and also the part where they all just give him their glasses)
Ive seen a tiktok of this, and i wiiish
How about the "I heard today is telemachus birthday" Au
The suitors are actually nice, and just help penelope around with Telemachus and the kingdom
Odysseus is red with anger just to com home and everyone is helping penelope plan a birthday party to his son and helping her with ithaca while he is gone.
No bloodshed
And he gets to see penelope again and they have their emotional meeting.
The suitors are like
"SO THE KING IS ALIVE"
"I told you we should have belived the queen"
"Telemachus will be so happy to see you here"
"HEY, it became a legend that only you could string that old bow, since then everyohe tried but no one could do, can you show us?"
"Hey, let the king have a moment with his wife, they havent seen eachother in 20 years"
"Hey you two can have your moment alone, we will warn when we see your son boat on the horizon"
And then on their room
"What was that?"
"Oh yeah, telemachus' friends,they are pretty nice, they helped us around the palace."
And odysseus is like: ":0"
Odysseus: And then I said "I'm so glad we could see...EYE to EYE!" Hahaha.
Odysseus: Get it? 'Cause he's a Cyclops?! Hahahahaha!
Penelope: 🙂🙂🙂
Telemachus: 😳😳😳
Odysseus: And then he smashed my best friend's head in! Hahahahahaha!
Telemachus: Mom, is Dad broken?
Penelope: Maybe a little bit, sweetie.
Odysseus: I still hear his voice! Hahahaha!
aLSO I realised in ‘odysseus’ when telemachus makes his entrance the legendary motif plays but in odysseus’ and penelope’s instrument because he’s their kid.
jorge, when I catch you-
anyway, still in shambles over this haha
Obligatory redraw of Live Telemachus Reaction
I found this photo from Tik Tok. I could not stop laughing.
Yeah
Little girl teaching her cats how to draw a flower
(via)
I have this meme lying around and my mood rn man…I can’t
I felt like I’ve been robbed. I can’t stop watching the premiere. I’ve been crying since 5am. When the premiere started, now it’s 5pm and I’m still crying. man…