What It’s Like Reading Classics Research

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If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

Yeah, yeah, Dacre Montgomery has sparkly eyes and throws his soul into every job and treats interviewers with respect and approaches fans with love and blah blah blah

But have you ever considered these irresistible qualities?

His seamless transition from Heartthrob Thirst-Trap Instagram Hoe to Slutty Senior Citizen

The wild shit™️ that regularly comes out of his mouth with absolute sincerity

The relentless inclusion of his damn tattooed toes in photoshoots, posts, and stories

Fedora (Billy Wilder, 1978)

“Honestly, you just take a deep breath and say fuck it.”

— Johnny Knoxville

little baby duckling!!!!!!!!!!!

my brother in fanfiction, you chose to open the bag why are you surprised the dove is dead? 

sorry for thinking it's hot when men are experiencing the worst torment of their life. as if it's my fault

Me: Just to confirm, Romans considered trousers barbaric, right?

Hubs: I still consider them barbaric.

Hubs: The only true way to live is like Marcus Antonius.

Me: Cheeks out?

Hubs: Cheeks out.

several thousand years of homeric scholarship and debate leading up to the most important question to ever be asked about the iliad: what would achilles name his warrior cat oc

Carine Gilson.