My Very First Steven Universe Fan-fusion! Not Sure I Have A Name For Her Yet, But “Champagne” Comes

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

“When the first Christian churches were being constructed, the only artisans available to build them were from among the Pagans themselves. In decorating the churches, these stonemasons and woodcarvers very cleverly incorporated figures of their own deities. In this way, even if they were forced to attend the churches, the people could still worship their own gods there.” - Raymond Buckland Buckland’s Complete Book of Witchcraft http://amzn.to/1u56eKe

Image Credit: Unknown

First of these ever on my main.

Baptists. Can’t forget that flavor of condensation.

"Look, I despise the very core of what you do, it makes me sick, but I love YOU!!"

Fuck off, mormons do this and it's so goddamn patronizing.

Saving this as a t-shirt for one of my characters

Teratophilia Asks

Send a monster into my ask box, and I’ll answer the question it corresponds to!

Alien- What words and descriptions really get you going?

Beholder- Which do you prefer, ‘beautiful’ monsters or terrifying ones? (Both is an option)

Changeling- Do you have any monster OCs?

Demon- What personality traits do you tend to like in monsters?

Dragon- How did you first find out that you were into monsters?

Ghost- Would you smooch a ghost?

Harpy- Beastial or intelligent monsters? (Both is an option)

Mermaid- If you could be a monster, what would you be?

Mothman- Do you believe in cryptids?

Serpent- What would you do if you met a monster in real life?

Siren- What are some of your favorite ‘fluffy’ monster scenarios or headcanons?

Shadow- Are there any monsters you’re afraid of?

Shapeshifter- What physical traits do you tend to like in monsters?

Slime- What kinds of monsters are off-the-table for you, or what monsters squick you out?

Succubus- What are some of your favorite sexual monster scenarios or headcanons?

Werewolf- What’s one monster from a book/movie/etc that you find attractive?

Vampire- How humanoid do you like your monsters, if at all humanoid?

First of the Kings is Kaard. A Spirit Tamer, and BDSM Master. Prone to be true to his emotions, yet in absolute control of them. He speaks in measured words and can make promises like taking a bite of your soul with a bemused smile.

Quote: “I will fight for my city tooth and nail... Lucky for me, I have lots of each.”