Malachithefloof - Lil’ Evil Floof

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Taxes are so confusing and stupid. Like i have to pay Taxes??? To the government? Why? To the state???? Why??? Oh, they're giving me money. Oh oh ok ok......

WHY???????

Someone spent days on this please love it omg

Another snake person! This is how I imagine they keep warm in winter, tube sweaters!

But no minors. He has strict rules apparently. :/ you were warned .

Streaming resident evil 8

Shoutout to my dad who accidentally moved into an up and coming black lgbt neighborhood and was very disappointed to learn that all of his “new friends” weren’t actually interested in how to use iNaturalist or where he saw coyotes on his walks 😔🙏🏻

hey when you make posts, i just want you to know, thou/thee/thy/thine/ye are like he/you(object)/your/yours/you(subject) okay? "thou art wearing shoes," "i will wear shoes for thee," okay?

you say thine if the next word starts with a vowel and thy if the next word starts with a consonant and they both mean "your" so "thine own shoes," "thy shoes," okay?

and ye means you and refers to the subject of a sentence, "ye members of the brotherhood of shoes," okay? you need this information to create better knight yaoi. i'm personally more interested in nun yuri but we are a community

It is a holiday for jesters and thespians. So blameth, I, for not having any such desire to partake in this... debauchery. ( UwU )

Happy April fools everyone.

Aha April fools! *bad* and *angry* April fools to everyone!!!