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Reblog if your blog is safe for trans followers.
reblog to give your crush one giant size shit bitch bear
throwback to that time in my existentialism class where the professor asked ‘who thinks hell is other people’ and half the class slowly and meekly put their hand up
then the prof was like ‘…i mean who originally said it’
Cowboy/Western Mage
Do you ever think you'll stop drawing fanart? No offense it just seems like the kind of thing you're supposed to grow out of. I'm just curious what your plans/goals are since it isn't exactly an art form that people take seriously.
Ah, fanart. Also known as the art that girls make.
Sad, immature girls no one takes seriously. Girls who are taught that it’s shameful to be excited or passionate about anything, that it’s pathetic to gush about what attracts them, that it’s wrong to be a geek, that they should feel embarrassed about having a crush, that they’re not allowed to gaze or stare or wish or desire. Girls who need to grow out of it.
That’s the art you mean, right?
Because in my experience, when grown men make it, nobody calls it fanart. They just call it art. And everyone takes it very seriously.
So Edgeworth’s shoulder width (along with other characters in the early games) has been a long topic of discussion. I was curious, and it turns out that on his front-faceing sprite, they’re 1.5x the size of his head. Now, for most people, the width of each shoulder is about the same width as your face, that’s one of those anatomy tricks that artists use to keep people looking, well, proportional. So I wanted to see what he looked like with “normal” proportions.
Here’s his in-game sprite:
Here he is with corrected proportions:
Like, he actually looks like a young adult here, holy shit. They could probably even be a bit wider than this and still not make him look like he stepped out of an early 2000′s yaoi manga.
And then, since I was already editing this sprite, the next logical step was, of course, widening.
And again, for good measure.
x2 size for easier viewing:
Enjoy.
First of all, I need @asktheheirofslytherin to see this cause I’m very annoyed with Jk’s lack of research! And second of all, you talkin bout me what you sayin??? 🤔😏💅🥺
Hi nagini. I am the evil floof. I found this thru voldie’s blog, and I love your blog. I’m a huge nerd when it comes to snake anatomy and snake biology! I want to know…
Why was everybody wrong about snakes in the movies and books 😭😭😭😭
Nagini isn’t venomous and snakes don’t have eyelids like idk if it’s magic or what 😭😭😖
Sincerely, a very evil floofy friend of voldy.
Hello dear, It's great to hear that there are people out there who care about us snakes. I think you'll find it tragically common that "creatures of the night" such as bats, black cats, spiders and the like, as well as I, are often cast as monstrously as possible to add to the "fear factor" of our existence. However I have to confess my species of snake my not be venomous I specifically am thanks to Voldemort's magic as he found that I would be able to defend myself better if I were able to poison someone and then just leave. I do not have eyelids however, although sometimes I wish I did. We, Voldemort and I that is, have talked about you a few times in passing recently. Welcome to the fold.
So I’ve uhhhh been binging a ton of Total Drama and long story short I’m so sorry.
(But I’m also losing my shit at these)
this scene from the goes wrong show where they cast two different people as the head and hunky, semi-nude body of the same character during a live theatre production haunts my every waking moment
I just. I get really emotional about mirror spiders and their reflective scales.
they look like itty bitty bejeweled hatpins and I can’t. cope. i want one to dangle on my earlobe like an earring and whisper its tiny spider secrets into my ear. i would laugh at all of its jokes, and walk slowly and with my neck held very straight, so as not to disturb it during spider naptime.
Luke Skywalker and The Mandalorian. 😍
“be honest: if you were snape and one of the lynchpins of your existence kept putting himself in danger left and right, wouldn’t you be uh…. fucking annoyed with him.” - inspired by this post
“I’m malfoy. Draco malfoy. No need to ask your name. Acute angles, at 76 degrees…. You must be an icsoles.
reblog if you support muslims
i just. i really need to know right now. there’s so much hate in the world, i need to know who’s safe. also if you can’t reblog this feel free to block me <3 i hope i never interact with you ever in my life
Shut up this is awsome
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Please accept me Fannibal Community
Is there a specific rite of passage to enter into the Hannibal Fandom of tumblr? Because I'd do anything (well, anything that doesn't include swallowing endangered Ortolans) to enter and be accepted into the Fannibal Community.
*wispers* I secretly hope joining this fandom wouldn't be as banal as following some accs and tagging my posts.
Not to be rude, but I find the twitter community tiring in its often purely physical appreciation of Hugh and Mads. Tbh I faced the same thing with the sherlock fandom- there's honestly a lot more to the show than good-looking actors? Pretty pics of them everyday on my tl don't satisfy me, I need unnecessarily deep analyses of the show and its characters, so henceforth I declare myself as a Fannibal!