Mari-am - Mari The Cave-Dwelling Bend Master

Who Each Saiki K Character Would Main in Mario Kart

Because I had so much fun with the PJSK one hehe

Saiki used to use Link because not only was he a relatively normal choice, but also because he thinks he's cool. Now that Link is gone, however, he's decided to use Luigi instead, considering how popular he is among casual players.

Nendo uses Wario. He'll always choose Wario, no matter how many times Kaido complains about him for some reason.

Kaido was one of the many angry Dry Bowser fans. He has since bitterly decided to switch to King Boo, although he's willing to admit there are much worse options.

Teruhashi uses Peach. It's her way of trying to come off as innocent so people will go easy on her, because really, she's very competitive.

Yumehara uses Toadette because she thinks she's cuter than any of the princesses.

Hairo uses Donkey Kong. Big fan of that guy. He also exclusively plays with tilt controls, although he isn't very good.

Toritsuka uses Rosalina. Exclusively on motorcycles. He's been dedicated to her since a very young age. For a brief moment he considered switching to Pauline, however he considers that cheating somehow.

Mera has never played Mario Kart before. Every time her friends have played it with her around it's been at some kind of special event where there was food involved so she was too occupied to play. She's been enlightened on the Cow, and her interest has piqued, although maybe for the wrong reason.

Kuboyasu is the Bowser to Kaido's Dry Bowser. He shares Kaido's rage at the loss, but not to the same extent. He tries to cheer Kaido up by reminding him that they both still get to play as the bad guys.

Saiko used Pink Gold Peach. To him, she was the best of the best because not only is she high class, she is also literally made of gold. He's completely distraught over her being cut from the game and has since settled for Pauline.

Rifuta is, shockingly, completely okay with Teruhashi using Peach. That means Peachette is all to herself! She is the cuter version of Peach after all. Unfortunately, with the character being cut, she has decided to use Baby Peach instead. It won't give her the reactions she wants =[

Aiura already was a Daisy fan before, but after finding out Saiki plans on changing his main to Luigi, she will NOT stop reminding him.

Satou does not, in fact, use Mario. Nobody uses Mario. He uses Yoshi. Another very common character choice nobody would think twice about.

Akechi uses Toad. This irks Saiki for some reason.

Suzumiya has a deep appreciation for Lakitu, as he is what keeps you on course. She can't help but wonder if he floats everywhere because he's clumsy too.

Kusuke used Ludwig before. He has since decided to make the switch to Bowser Jr. Yes, he does main them in Smash, too.

Makoto uses Mario to match Kokomi. She really wishes he wouldn't.

Takahashi uses Waluigi. He's one of those.

'm back!

While I was gone I wrote a third chapter of this Teruhashi murder fanfic:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/58765642/chapters/163708129

And a second chapter of this random fanfic where Kuriko is on her period. It wasn't gonna be a chapter thing but I just felt like writing more of it:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/60949339/chapters/166024201#workskin

I also drew Saiki as a wee mermaid :3

He's so "part of your world" coded.

YEAHHH I GOT THE MAX BOOPS RIGHT AT MIDNIGHT!!!

sometimes when my mom gets drunk she goes into Liberated Women Mode, and one time she was real tipsy and while talking about her friend’s divorce, she very earnestly told me and my sister (both adults) that regardless of preference or relationship, she hoped we would both reach a point in our lives where we were having really good sex with really good people. and my sister said, “i do that now except the good people part” and i said, “sex is real?” and my mom didn’t love either of those answers

catboy kuusuke catboy kuusuke !!!! :DDD

AINT NO WAY I SEE PEOPLE ON TIKTOK SAYING THAT SAIKI IS CLOSER TO HIS DAD THAN HIS MOM AND THAT THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH KUSUKE AINT NO WAY

IM BACK💕. And with a hii suzumiya art page heh…guess who my favourite character is ^_^! Anyways here’s some of the wip pics + reference photo

SEE HE DOES CARE!!

"a warm and courageous heart... the perfect host. accept this gift from ena the curator."