I Got A Friend In The Mail Today!! Their Name Is Leo :3

i feel like my stomach is splitting holy shit

(guys don’t be like me and drink coffee when your not supposed to because you will EXPLODE OUT OF YOUR ASS)

i think this is what the girls meant when they talk about how they prefer bad boys who own a bike combined with a mysterious, dark character.

holds breath gosh I need him so bad.

inspired by the way hedgehogs yawn. they stick out their whole tongue when they do, look it up

If you see someone with an ESSA (Emotional Support Stuffed Animal) walk into the building you work at, don't say "oh, no animals allowed! only service dogs!" to joke around or anything along that line. It makes some of us anxious and we don't know how to respond. It also gets annoying when you've heard it multiple times a week

I GOT A KHOSHEKH PLUSHIEE!!

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Help a Family Rebuild 💔

Mohamad has lost so much and now he’s drowning in debt trying to keep his sister and her five kids safe. He needs our help to bring them to safety and start anew.

We’re 25% of the way there (€5,030/€20,000). Every euro counts. Every share matters. Regardless of his name, skin color, or religion—this is about humanity.

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i love how seriously shadow is treated in the movie. he’s the scariest motherfucker in the world, he hides in the shadows to attack people and has a gun and can do the akira slide off a building, he is locked away on a remote island with 15 guards there and people monitoring him at all times for the last 50 years. he is 3’3.

Silly Game Time: WRONG ANSWERS ONLY. Why do birds fly?

because they’re bad swimmers

UZI DON'T LEAVE ME HERE UZIIIIIIIIII