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Funny Little Thought

First date idea at a restaurant, sitting alone at a table, waiter comes up.

"Sir, are you ready to order, or are you still waiting for your date?"

"Oh, no, I can order."

"What would you like to drink, sir?"

Lifting the tablecloth slightly: "What flavor would you like, dear?"

Muffled under the table: "'ed 'ine!"

Lowers tablecloth again: "I think red wine will be fine."

The best kind of jewelry to surprise your gf with!

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Thanks for the collar and leash

I really want to try...

Something I've not been able to do with my exes that I'd really like to try at some point is to really let loose. Neither one were really masochists or appreciated pain, just some of the minor stinging, I'd really love to tie tight, push positions that steadily test the sub, and most of all, REALLY let loose with a flog or a riding crop, push the skin into the purple range.

Something I Miss...

I miss having my own subby little slave. Back in the day, when I was working with the girl on becoming a cow, there was little as satisfying as planning a future with her in a completely submissive state, immediately following any order given.

Feels like it's been harder to find those who're willing to submit to a total power exchange relationship, and even harder to find people close by (stupid Bible Belt, place is filled with prudes who think talking about vanilla is super kinky foreplay).

Ah, well, just feels nice to be able to rant. Thanks for coming to my Angry Ted Talk, even if it was just a couple paragraphs of frustration.

Thank goodness I'm not the only one! They even spam accounts like mine, who are purely dominant, and even if they were real, wouldn't submit. Wish there was a way to mass block/report those accounts.

Tired of getting messages from so called “Mistresses”. I can’t mark them as SPAM and BLOCK them quick enough.

GIVE THIS A REBLOG and AMEN if you AGREE!!!

@mila-ferrari

Thank You!

I'm not sure if this fully counts as kink related or other, but thank you Tumblr for letting me be honest with my kinks, and getting embraced by the community on here! May everyone get all your fetishes and desires fulfilled!

You know, the best solution for pathetic whores like this is for them to become their own porn. Get degraded hard, made to feel like absolute trash under an owner's shoe, them made to watch their own degradation on loop, made to hear their confession of love for their situation dozens of times a day.

im so brain dead i love watching porn where women are humiliated and abused. i love porn that shows women are just gross slaves for men to do whatever they want. porn porn porn

Nothing quite like...

Having a girl so thoroughly trained or braindead that she'll do whatever you say, no matter the location. You want to show off your girl to some strangers? Have her flash them. Feeling frisky while shopping? Have her drop to her knees. She been teasing you in that top? Just give them a good squeeze!

Simply the best to inflict, quickly lets a slave know her place, and helps break her there in the process! Such a convenient kink!

Same boat. I tried Tinder/Bumble. No interest in them, I need me a kink relationship.

broken girls that can now only get off to being degraded like filthy whores. your cunt can’t help but drip when I call you a nasty bitch and treat you like a dog, can it? poor thing, normal relationships can’t satisfy you anymore, only hearing those mean, mean words that get you so excited can. while daddy breaks you into his disgusting porn doll