I Haven't Written In So Long But I Have This Fic Idea Of Matt X Y/n Which They Went Ice Skating With

AYYEEEEE WE NEED MORE SAINT MATTHEW PULLING OUT THE BIG F WORD!!!

“fuck you!”

ALL THOSE IN FAVOR OF HEARING MATT MURDOCK SWEAR MORE SAY AYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Karen: I don’t know how I feel about Taylor Swifts new album

Foggy: is it because of..???

Karen: yes

*Matt in the background screaming*: “IT’S ME! HI! I’M THE PROBLEM, IT’S ME!! AT TEA TIME! EVERYBODY AGREES!!”

While I'm at it, here's my take on if Manacled!Draco had stared at Aurore a little while longer

AHHH THE CUTEST EVERR!!!

finals season means petting zoo on campus!! 🐤

And now they give us a movie and three series with Moon Knigth and Loki, and Daredevil, and Spiderman, and Deadpool. 

Please. Thank you. 

"TO A MAN WHO COOKS."

DAREDEVIL: BORN AGAIN, 1.03 "THE HALLOW OF HIS HAND"

Remember when Matt's fridge was empty af just beers n orange juice. Now my man got the most organic premium ingredients iktr.

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I’m starting to fall in love with Oscar Isaac

Matt: Jake. You can't say "fuck you, I do what I want" in the middle of court!

Jake: Fuck you, I do what I want.

Matt: You're on trial for manslaughter!

thinking about jake being all so tough but yells "EL GATOOO" in high pitch everytime he sees a cat/kitten on the streets

My favorite thing is that "Human Disater Matt Murdock" is a super common tag on both tumblr and ao3.org

But seriously:

He has horrible luck with women

Parkour is his main mode of transportation

He probably only sleeps 2 hours a day

He spends all his money buying his canes in bulk from Costco or some shit

He has a severe lack of self-preservation

He has exactly 2 friends who are tired of his shit 97% of the time

He thinks dumpster diving is appropriate when he has open wounds and the dumpster is filled with all of the types of bacteria known to man

He thinks it's a good idea to repeatedly antagonize Wilson Fisk

It's a wonder this man made it through 3 seasons, goddammit Matthew