Might I request a Dan Heng please? :D
can't have shit in belobog
piggies
Ok but imagine genshin and hsr mcs switch places for a day, the chaos hsr mc would wreak upon teyvat, they waltz up to enemies and just bonk them on the head with a baseball bat because peace was never an option no matter what universe
ok but the trailblazers shouldn't be let out to roam around an open world like teyvat, no one would be safe
can you imagine those raccoons being out in nature?? the boar and bird population would never recover
them gliding??? omg,,, they wouldn't bother getting a gliding license and would just fly around illegally
meanwhile everyone over in hsr are pleasantly surprised at how helpful and kind lumine and aether are (and how clean they are)
Clip Studio Paint | December 23, 2024
Since the manga didn't give me my glorious greatest hero in action..... I'll do it myself and I also have more on the way â
I don't really do backgrounds so this was very challenging and had to do a lot of back and forth đ had to pull out the ancient texts (spiderverse screenshots)
I have a speedpaint posted if you guys are interested ^^
As the one time every four years that everyone watches figure skating is finally here, Iâve taken it as my God-given duty to educate you guys about the complete and utter CLOWNERY and the corruption that goes on daily in the Russian figure skating scene. Iâm not joking when I say this shit is like bad reality TV. A famous coach has a cult following. Politicians get asked about coaches feuding. Putin, the president of Russia, got mad over unfair scoring and dissed a Canadian skater on live TV. Itâs insane.
And there is a LOT of drama going on here, so Iâll try to explain it just in time for Olympics so you guys can understand why you are almost definitely not going to see a single ladiesâ medallist over the age of 17 years old this Olympics (or possibly ever again).
If the only time that you tune in to figure skating is once every four years, hereâs how things are going to go. Youâre going to watch the 2022 Olympics. Youâre going to casually watch the ladiesâ figure skating segments. And if youâre a little bit observant, youâre going to think: âWhy is every single medallist under the age of 18 years old? And why are they all Russian?â And if you do your research, youâll see that not a single girl over the age of 18 years old who is non-Russian has won gold in ladiesâ figure skating for the past two winter Olympics. Why is this?
Well, it all started with Evgenia Medvedeva, one of the most famous figure skaters in the world. (If your last interaction with figure skating was with Yuri!!! On Ice in 2016, sheâs that girl who wore a Victuuri shirt on the famously homophobic Russian national television, got illustrated into YOI official art, and did a routine to Sailor Moon. So. Sheâs really awesome and my favourite.)
Anyway, Evgenia won everything in the 2016 and 2017 seasons. She completed a Grand Slam twice, which is when a skater wins literally every major competition, at the ages of 16 and 17. Those two years were called the Evgenia dominance era, because she just kept winning. It was insane. She was Miss Stability because she literally never fell, she was reliable, she was unbeatable, she was the favourite to win the 2018 Olympics.
And then, just in time for the Olympics, at the old age of 18 years old, she started to fail.
The first time she fell in competition after two long years of straight clean programs, people thought it was a fluke. But then she fell again, and again, and again. And her younger, less injured teammate, 15yo Alina Zagitova, started to take the spotlight. Alina wasnât struggling with back problems or a broken foot like Evgenia. Alina was born in the right year, at the right time, which made her 15 years old just in time to qualify for the Olympics, and she won the gold medal for ladiesâ figure skating. Meanwhile, the favourite to win the Olympics won silver, being pushed aside for her younger and healthier teammate.
Now you might think, wow, thatâs really sad. But it was just a one-time thing, right? Alina will surely go on to have the long and fruitful career that Evgenia, by some fluke of the universe, didnât get to have. Right?
Wrong. Alina retires at the ripe age of 17 years old after peaking at 15 and the figure skating world. Goes. Crazy, because now people are beginning to notice a pattern. It started with Yulia Lipnitskaya, 15 years old at the Sochi Olympics, who skated the best programs of her entire life and retired soon after. It continued with Evgenia, who peaked at 16 and 17 and then developed chronic injuries that make her unable to turn her back to the left (a horrifying statement she revealed in a recent interview), and then with Alina, who skated her best at 15 and âtook a breakâ at 17, which fans have dubbed the âexpiration dateâ.
Now, you might be remembering the figure skating greats like Yuna Kim, Michelle Kwan, Mao Asada. They didnât retire at 17. This is not normal. This was not even close to the norm ten years ago, but now weâre heading into Beijing 2022 and a 15 year old is the favourite to win gold. So what is the the common factor that caused all these skaters to retire at 17, 18, 19?
The answer? Eteri Tutberidze, a famous Russian coach with a monopoly on ladiesâ figure skating. Her students, which include Yulia, Evgenia, and Alina, have won literally every single competition under the sun for the past few years. And one by one, without fail, all her students have broken their bodies by the time they reach 17-18. She has never been able to successfully coach a student over 18 years old, but she doesnât need to, because when one girl gets too old, three will come to replace her. If youâre talking solely about results, then sure, Eteri is a great coach. When her students shine, they shine bright. Theyâre one-season wonders, winning everything. But theyâre one-season wonders, so after a few seasons, theyâre replaced by the newest girl, the girl whoâs 15 at the right time, younger and less injured. Why is this? Why donât these skaters have longevity?
Well, itâs because of the body type you need to have to land jumps in figure skating. In skating, there are jumps called triples (where you rotate three times in the air) and quads (where you rotate four times). Quads were practically unheard of in ladiesâ figure skating until 2018. Thatâs how recent they are. A quad in ladiesâ fs has never even been landed at the Olympics before. This is because quads are insanely hard to do, and normally they require a lot of muscle, strength and grit to power through the four rotations in the air. Before 2018, the last quad jump had been landed by Miki Ando in 2002. 16 years before the next quad.
Before 2018, the highest technical jumps women did were the triples. Then Alexandra Trusova (aka Quad Queen Sasha Trusova aka the one to root for in the 2022 Olympics) came along and fucked shit up landed a quad toe loop at the age of 13. Sasha is the first female skater to land the quad Lutz, quad flip, and quad toe loop jumps, the second to land the quad Salchow (after Miki Ando), and the first to land two and three ratified quads in a free skate. She started the Quad Revolution and basically ensured that all the girls competing with her had to have quad jumps or a triple axel in order to win over her. And they did. Anna Shcherbakova, Kamila Valieva, Sofia Akatyeva, Adeliia Petrosian, all started landing quads too.
And thatâs all well and good and all, yay for technical advancements or whatever, except that the reason quads started booming in the ladiesâ was because a certain coach had figured out that you donât need to be made of muscle, or have years of training, or experience to land a quad.
No. You just need very, very low body weight.
Yeah. Now you see where Iâm going.
Girls have started landing quads like never before. At the junior levels (>15yos), itâs become commonplace to see Russian preteen girls train quads as if theyâre jumping machines. Teenage girls have the perfect body type to quickly rotate four times in the air- a slender frame, narrow hips and short height. And once they hit puberty, itâs over. Quads rely in pulling in all your body weight as closely as possible to your centre, allowing you to maximise your speed of rotation- but you canât pull in hips or a chest. Thatâs why most female figure skaters lose their jumps after puberty, and why so far only teenage girls have managed to land quads. And how do you delay puberty as long as possible so you can keep winning for as long as you possibly can? Well, itâs simple. You just donât eat.
Even before the Quad Revolution, Tutberidzeâs skaters relied on their low body weight to do triple jumps so much that during the 2014 Olympics, 15yo Yulia Lipnitskaya had to subsist on a diet of entirely powdered substances. The girl did not eat a single tangible meal the entire time. And by the time the 2018 Olympics rolled around, Tutberidze had forbidden 18yo Evgenia and 15yo Alina from drinking water for fear that a few grams of water weight might affect their aerodynamics. Alina mentioned in an interview that they could only rinse their mouths out with water and spit it back out.
The thing about quads is that no one really knows the long-term effects they can have on these teenage girlsâ health, as the oldest girl to land regular quads turns 18 this year in 2022. However, Evgenia Medvedeva only did triple-triple jumps her entire career, and she ended up with a broken foot and canât even turn her back to the left. So. Whatever the long-term effects are, theyâre going to be bad. 15yo Daria Usacheva was supposed to be a strong contender this year, but a hip fracture during practice at the NHK Trophy made her unexpectedly withdraw. Alena Kanysheva lands a quad at 14 and retires at 16. And still, still even younger girls will come to replace them and drive older skaters who canât land quads anymore out of the sport. Ladiesâ figure skating has turned into a sport where 15 year olds dominate for one or two seasons, and get traded in for newer and less injured skaters.
And itâs not like the girls themselves arenât painfully aware of this- Sofia Samodelkina barely missed the cutoff age for the Beijing 2022 Olympics at 14 years old, and she revealed in an interview that she prays every night for them to be postponed to 2023 because she knows that when she turns 18yos in 2026, she wonât be able to compete with the younger and stronger 15yos. Evgenia knew that she couldnât stay with Eteri once she turned 18, because the technique no longer worked, so she left Eteri to be coached by Brian Orser (but forgot to send Eteri flowers for thanking her for being such a great coach so Eteri went on a smear campaign against her and showed Evgenia ghosting her texts on Russian national television). Then judges started underscoring Evgenia just for the crime of training under the âwrongâ coach, so she had to return to Eteri.
So if everyone knows that this is going on- if everyone is aware that figure skating is built on the broken bodies of young girls who sacrifice their long-term health for the sport only to be cast aside at 17 years old- is anyone doing anything about Tutberidzeâs borderline abusive training methods?
Well. The ISU (international skating union) gave Eteri an award for Best Coach, if thatâs what you mean by âdoing something about itâ. Because apparently they donât give a fuck that these girls are being used like products and discarded just as quickly as they come. They just care that her girls win.
And win they do. Enter: the 3A, the trio of elite Russian figure skaters Anna Shcherbakova, Aliona Kostornaia and Alexandra Trusova (nicknamed the 3A because all their names start with an a but everyone calls Alexandra as Sasha).
The 3A won every. Major. Competition. During the 2020 season. They didnât let anyone else on that damn podium. They were playing musical chairs with those three podium spots. The main surprise when you watched fs wasnât âomg who will podiumâ but âomg in which order will 3A podiumâ. And if you recall, 2020 is the year our reigning Olympic champion Alina Zagitova turned 17, so she was already on her way out. Anna was 15, Sasha was 15 and Aliona was 16- optimal ages in figure skating. Aliona didnât have quads, but she had a beautiful triple axel and artistry, while Sasha had pure raw athleticism and Anna fell somewhere in the middle. But unfortunately, they werenât born in the right year. By the time the qualifiers for the Beijing Olympics rolled around, Anna and Sasha were 17 and Aliona was 18, and a new face entered and broke nine world records in her debut season alone- Kamila Valieva.
Kamila is, supposedly, better than all the girls who came before her. (Even though I still like Aliona better.) She has the artistry and consistency that Sasha lacked and the quads that Aliona lacked. Sheâs the full package of everything a skater should be, and sheâs 15 years old in an Olympic year. She has it all, and tbh doesnât really have any other competition. Anna and Sasha are still leagues ahead of everyone else but if theyâre as unreachable as kings, Kamila is as unbeatable as a god. Kamila, Sasha and Anna are the three skaters representing Russia at Beijing (Aliona withdrew from this season due to a hand fracture sheâs ânot allowed to talk aboutâ.). Anna is almost definitely injured nine ways to hell, Sasha is probably injured too, so Kamila is probably the only one whoâs like. Even moderately healthy out of the Russian girls, if you discount the fact that sheâs like severely underweight. Idk if sheâll be the one to break the cycle, but hopefully this monopoly on ladiesâ fs ends soon and new rules are put in place to stop girls giving themselves chronic injuries by the time they turn 16.
Anyway, thatâs the summary on the figure skating drama. Please cheer for Sasha and Anna! I want Sasha to be the first person to land a quad at Olys because she was the one who started this whole quad revolution so itâs only right that she should finish it. Wow this took me a long time to write and we only covered the tip of the iceberg. Hope you guys enjoy the Beijing Olympics btw happy cny ç„性柶æ°ćčŽćż«æšïżŒ, èș«é«ć„ćș· (god knows they need it) ćżæłäșæïżŒ etc etc
Edit: Hi, itâs op here! I regret my poor choice of words in calling this as âdramaâ, I meant to refer to the âdramaâ as all the issues I mentioned in the first paragraph like Putin dissing a Canadian skater unfair judging scores home bias etc etc, but I guess it was misread as the fact that I was calling this institutionalised child abuse âdramaâ. I wrote this post to bring attention to the child abuse happening because I think itâs wrong and unfair that no one is doing anything about it and I do NOT mean to trivialise it as drama. Sorry this was such a poor choice of words cuz I was fr gonna talk about those whole other stories but then I got sidetracked with this whole thing and I forgot to change the words âdramaâ đđđ Thank you so much for understanding đđđ
Manifesting Kokomi so hard, I act like I already have her
Kokomi and Kaeya bonding!! They're both top strategiests of their respective nation >:)) Also!! They're both descendants of fallen nations (Enkanomiya and Khaenri'ah) heheheheh
A peaceful farm life
âYou did so good kitten!â
*cue sobbing*
Inspired by the amazing MHA fic âYesterday Upon the Stairâ by @pitviperofdoom. I actually started drawing this when chapter 39 came out because I needed these two to hug. Love the scene between them in chapter 40. *more sobbing*
This story has taken over my life in the best way.
Colored that Vitya sketch
ok so i think i figured it out