Ranking The Best Things I Have Heard Surgeons Say Mid-surgery:

This headcanon has been rotting in my brain for ages:

When Rayla gets weird pregnancy cravings, Callum makes a serve for himself and eats it with her otherwise she’ll start crying because she thinks he thinks she’s weird

this one is so good holy mother. i'm obsessed with this. and it's so perfect

…oh my god

End-of-Splatoon thoughts.

Thinking about how since the very start, Splatoon has had a feature where players can draw and post artwork and spot them as graffiti on walls or billboards. Or how the weapons have always been paint brushes and rollers and ballpoint pens. Since its inception, Splatoon has been dedicated to engaging its players with the act of creation and creative expression, showing them how their art can build communities and (literally) change the world.

Thinking about finding golden human-made music discs buried underground for thousands of years, and a grand finale music festival. About the Voyager Golden Records. About those human handprints etched into concrete in Alterna. Did those human artists know it would end like this? First a fiery death and then, eventually, a worldwide celebration of music to represent our shared past, present, and future. Did they know that their songs, insignificant in the face of extinction, would one day become the solution that will save the next dominant life-form from the same fate?

Thinking about how eerily similar the Octarian domes are to Alterna. About how close Inklings and Octolings were to repeating the same mistakes as humans. But their doomed fates were undone not by some miracle technology or military power or a rocket, but by music.

Thinking about how humans wiped themselves out with war, and our parting gifts were liquid crystals that somehow paired with the DNA of primeval inklings and somehow infused them with our memories and culture and a Song. And 12,000 years in the future, that same Song will end a war.

Thinking about how art and music and punk culture and rock & roll and friendly competition and petty arguments and water guns aren’t uniquely human concepts, but the fundamental qualities of intelligent life. An inheritable spirit that can cross evolutionary bounds.

Thinking about the theme of Splatoon, that art and music and fun will not die with the human race. That every piece of art we create is a seed we sow for future generations to reap. That our legacy is ingrained into the crust of the earth. That long after we’re gone, the oceans will remember, and they’ll pick up where we left off.

Thinking about how Splatoon says that the essence of humanity –– the thing that will outlive us –– isn't war or prejudice or destruction or greed, it's a song.

Sometimes having a reputation for being smart beats actually being smart.

I once beat my school’s chess champion in a game because he spent the entire match desperately trying to work out my strategy because I was “smart” and therefore good at chess.

We were playing with a Lord of the Rings chess set. I was moving the characters I liked best.

I’m terrible at chess.

exactly how gay do you think khrome is

well I haven’t exactly watched much of the show yet (I’ve only watched up to episode 33 in the dub) but from what I’ve seen so far he’s probably a lil fruity

but what I’m more focused on is his obsession over Ekusu and Ekusu’s strength, I got no time to wonder if bro realizes he might like guys

such a shame...

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

this is so real, I drew him the other day and his shoes quite bear killed me

so I just remembered we got a look at Blader Y but like there’s been no sign of bro in the next few episodes after invitation LIKE HELLO YOU CANT DROP THAT AND NOT GIVE ANY SIGN LATER

if you know who Blader Y is PLEASE DO NOT spoil me

Me starting to copy the random noises my friends make

edit: i read this again and noticed the beysically. well done ya little creature

Anyway packun should lose all his followers

man this beyblade is so dramatic i love it. this kid's out doing Beyblade Crime and multi's like yeah the Beyblade Cops suck at their jobs so Beysically i'm gonna execute him live on stage mmmkay :3! i love you beyblade

coroika fans do we fw the hc that goggles has auditory processing disorder or is hard of hearing in some way

I had Victor dating Bede as the context for this but this is just funny to have siblings shit on each other’s tastes in general