*Me, trying to have a serious conversation
My brain : RESSE'S PUFFS, RESSE'S PUFF, EAT EM UP, EAT EM UP, EAT EM UP, EAT EM UP-
Wilbur made another Reddit post about Ghostbur. No exclamation point today
Hey guys! Got some good news!
Ghostbur isn’t dead. Ghostbur is suspended. He’s never had a ‘living’ body and never will but to say he is dead is a misrepresentation.
Ghostbur is as close to a torturous limbo as he can possibly get. He has been in the afterlife for almost 6000 days! (That’s 16 years) and it never seems to get easier.
Not only is he confined to a life of loneliness and silent darkness but every ache, every pain, every little sting he feels on his body never seems to subside. He hurt his fingers scratching a wall over a decade ago but they still feel raw as if it was yesterday.
But that’s not pertinent to his current situation. That’s the last injury Ghostbur was afflicted with. He has spent the past years sat, limply leaning against the damp wall. Even if he was to retain any injury he contracted it wouldn’t matter.
He hasn’t moved in years.
He hasn’t checked the dot matrix out of fear. The room lights up whenever it updates and Ghostbur scrunches his eyes up as tight as he can until the light fades a few hours later.
This also helps dam the tears from burning his cheeks as he himself is damned to this plane.
He has spent 5 months on the material plane. He has spent 16 years in limbo.
A new addition to Ghostbur’s horrific existence is the slow burning of his memory. As time elapses he seems to lose track of his good memories as well as the bad ones he forgot long ago. Only a few remain;
He remembers the smell of baked bread.
He remembers sparring with technoblade as a child.
He remembers the crowds and the loud cheers.
He remembers a guillotine.
He remembers a cold eternal icy wasteland.
He remembers Tommy’s kindness.
One thing remains true. Ghostbur is the remnant of a plighted man who was sentenced to death for his evil. Ghostbur’s situation is a result of that man’s return.
Ghostbur feels guilty. Ghostbur misses everyone.
Goodbye
ranboos friends congratulating him on coimg out :,)
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Ok so twinduo. Fantastic start. But royalty. Even better. But VAMPIRES. INCREDIBLE!! Thats the AU that’s basically it SO
Techno is born into a vampire royal coven, his father, ruthless king, has just taken control over a proper kingdom of vampires (vampires in the world have historically been scattered for some time bc they always fought amongst themselves which let humans get the best of them bc humans outnumber vampires like a thousand to one but blah blah conquer power big strong coven and now there's a new small kingdom with the covens swearing their allegiance to one family name in return for protection against extinction. Cool? Cool.) so Techno is a prince!
He’s basically the prince of the vampires. Swag. He’s got his family, his mother, father, older sister, and a twin brother. He ages slowly (vampire genes) into a young teen, being very close to his brother all the while, the two of them nearly inseparable. The kingdom flourishes under actual rule and order and is able to attack other kingdoms and win for blood, thus feeding the citizens and boosting morale. Techno is taught with his brother about the ways of war, of how to fight against human kingdoms for the sake of their people. Techno is very good at these lessons. His brother? Eh not so much but thats ok they’re both the heirs, Techno can have it with his brother at his side.
Peace goes on (in the kingdom of vampires, at least) with war constantly being declared and neighboring kingdoms always being ransacked for blood. Then, unrest happens. One of the covens seeks greater power, and stages a coup. It fails, and they are killed for their efforts, but not without some loss.
Techno’s entire family is killed. He never sees his father, his sister, or his mother get murdered by the traitors, but he does witness his brother’s death. They both fight off attackers and manage to run, but Techno’s brother, still being young, still developing powers, cannot recover from his wounds. Technoblade is lucky, he gets away without, and he tries his best to save his brother, carrying his body down the bloody halls, to no avail. He becomes the last survivor of his coven, the only heir to the throne. People are half hesitant on following him, but also wanting to see what would happen in his rule, because his father was brilliant at war, and surely his fledgling would be the same?
They are right. When the mourning is over, the bodies are buried and Techno is crowned, he declares war, and vows to grow his kingdom and protect them like how he failed to protect his own.
Fast forward. Many years. Maybe a few decades or somethin i dunno. Techno has grown into looking like a young adult now. (Again, vampire genes) He is a merciless conqueror who is taking the world in his palm, kingdom after kingdom, ruler after ruler. He travels with his army, strong loyal vampires willing to kill and take what should be theirs.
Wilbur’s kingdom is next on the chopping block. Phil, the king, sees the threat coming and has known it would come for some time. He and his Queen, Kristin, prepare accordingly. However, Wilbur, often called a pacifist prince, insists there has to be a way to avoid war. He doesn’t want his kingdom to fall into ruin, but doesn’t want to go pissing off those vampires either. He assumes (wrongly, the idiot) that surely the vampire king has reason, and that surely they can make a deal with him. Phil doesnt agree with that plan at all. Wilbur our lovable Idiot doesnt care and sneaks off to try it anyway.
Wilbur somehow manages an audience with the king, Techno. He comes with his identity hidden at first, pleading for humanity, but Techno never had humanity in the first place so that’s a bust. Then he reveals himself, and begins bargaining, arguing that war cannot forever sustain a kingdom that survives off blood, and surely, a trade can be made between kingdoms, so that blood is supplied and peace is secured.
Technoblade doesnt listen to Wilbur’s words. Not for a lack of caring, or a lack of empathy, but because upon seeing Wilbur’s face, he sees the same face that repeats in his dreams every night, the same face he sees in the reflection of water, the same face that has haunted him.
Wilbur, through a sheer fucking stroke of fate, was born with the same face as Techno. He looks exactly like his twin.
Techno agrees to the deal. He agrees to peace in return for a trade, he agrees to it all. But he changes the terms. He will spare Wilbur’s kingdom, on the condition— that Wilbur goes with him. He stays here, within vampire territory, in Techno’s sight. (In his reach, so that he won’t need to lose his brother again.) Wilbur thinks this is a power play, and so agrees (altho cant really say no now can you) and decides to figure out a way to both survive and gain the favor of the king while he’s at it, because while he is known as the Naive Prince, he is also well known for his persuasion.
War efforts halt. Wilbur’s kingdom waits in dread, having gotten a letter from Wil of his situation. They know they can’t provoke the king, because then Wil is in danger, and Wilbur cannot leave, because he is surrounded.
Wilbur tries to settle. He tries to make political connections and tries to not let anyone intimidate him, and he’s a little startled at how easy it is. The servants smile upon him kindly, the soldiers are stern but polite, and Techno is…distant. (But how could you blame him that vampire has got Trauma)
With vampires, magic is also widely believed. With that, comes the idea of reincarnation. Techno wholeheartedly believes that Wilbur is his brother, and for all the efforts he’s made, all the work he’s done to protect his own, the gods have decided to reunite him with his twin. Everyone believes this as well, and so they treat Wilbur like their own prince, albeit this one is human and a little unknowing, but that could always be fixed, with time.
Eventually, Wilbur finds out about this. Techno confronts him, awkward but honest, and Wilbur is fucking terrified. Here is a vampire who thinks he’s his brother, a part of his coven, and that he’s just been reborn to return to him.
He wants out because he knows he’ll be turned into a vampire if he doesn’t act quickly.
However. Techno favors him. Technoblade, the fearsome vampire king, the most dangerous evil in the lands, is favorable towards him. Whatever Wil wants, he gets it. He wants a full course meal made from his home kingdom? The supplies are gathered and dinner is ready by sunset. He wants gold, silver, jewels of any kind? Techno has plenty, all those kingdoms have given great reward and he’ll happily hand them over.
Even someone’s bloody head, Wilbur can ask for it. A vampire noble bothered him, scaring him and telling him he’s a conniving human just trying to gain the throne? He tells Techno of it once, and that noble is never seen again, his head presented to others as an example.
Wilbur, while certainly a glorified prisoner, has power. He has proximity, and maybe with some work, he can even gain trust from his “brother.” With enough acting, with pretending to believe he is Techno’s brother, he can lure this monster into his death and gain victory for mankind.
But here’s the question: Can Wilbur take all the benefits, all the power, and the throne, and manage to return home still human? Or will he fall, choked by his own lies, tempted by a life of absolute power, and become a monster himself?
Recent flower commissions
what do you want?
you ask the girl with pink hair and a torn coat, and she says “closure.”
you ask the boy with a shaven head and two toned eyes, and he says “companionship.”
you ask the fox with white-streaked hair, and he says “acceptance.”
you ask the king with blank eyes and a shining crown, and they say “to help.”
you ask the winged boy with a scar over his eye and a beanie, and he says “freedom.”
you ask the sheep wearing a pirate’s coat, and she says “peace.”
you ask the warden with green hair, and he says “safety.”
you ask the demon wearing a bleached coat, and he says “love.”
you ask the pig wearing a royal’s garb, and he says “equality.”
you ask the short boy with antennae and bee wings, and he says “security.”
you ask the man with torn wings in a green cape, and he says “unity.”
you ask the boy with messy hair and a red shirt, and he says “rest.”
you ask the hybrid boy wearing a suit slightly too small, and he says “a home.”
what do you want?
you ask the faceless man in the prison of his own design.
he laughs at you.
“control.”
remember that post i made a while ago talking about a despicable me sbi au? well..
Its November, but in my heart is a Christmas tree farm, and the Christmas fics are already coming up, and all I want is to put up the Christmas tree BUT ITS NOVEMBER
Assassin Philza, learns that he just left a 6 year old Tommy orphaned, and adopts him, but forgets to tell his son Techno, so now, Techno has to deal with a orphan child stealing his father.
(he ends up getting attached)
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On the other side, Wilbur comes home for a funeral, and finds his little brother missing and hell comes reigning down.
https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/michael-b-my-beloved/677686428201779200
^ I made more shit related to the au here
c!crimeboys is so fucking insane wilbur is like "i am the worst thing that’s happened to tommy, i made him a soldier, i made him an exile, i made him love me when i know i don't deserve his love. he'd be better off without me but i can't leave him because i need him. i was never who i promised him i was and i hope he can love me despite of it. he's my brother." and tommy is like "wilbur made me who i am, and gave me a home, and a purpose, and being his right hand man was the most 'me' i ever was, and he's done terrible things, and he's hurt me. i don't know him anymore but i know him better than anyone, he died when he lost the election but he's still alive somewhere inside. sometimes it hurts to be around him but i'll follow him to the end of the earth because i need him. i'm a shell of the kid he's left behind and i hope he can love me despite of it. he's my brother." and when they both see each other they see nothing but pain (past and present), and feel nothing but love (timeless), and they grieve what they were and will never be again, and when they laugh it's like nothing ever changed. they're brothers.
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