When I Make My Bakery Dr Script, I'm So Adding You As One Of My Friends :3 (if You'd Like)

guys pls give me post ideas. . .

let shifting consume you. punch the overthinking as if you would punch a nazist. everytime a bad thought arises do two sets of i am too cunt to be bothered by this. be a narcissist and understand that you are superior than a word (shifting) used to describe your birth right. have an ego of a 5’6 man with a lethal face card. you are soul with a body, not the contrary, so just choose which one you want to be in.

you're sooooo real for "i fear i AM in fact one of those people who is weird about having the same s/o as people"

no like once i was talking ab my bf in this reality and someone was like "yeah but there are infinite realities like he's not your bf in all of them" and i was so psyched out like YES I UNDERSTAND THAT.. but guys pls stop talking to me like you're going to shift for my bf ☹️☹️😅

also i just don't know how to put into words like.. guys maybe im just an overly jealous person like i cant exactly say anything ab that when i'm shifting to realities where im w someone whos not my bf. guys send help now im spiralling

like ik people obviously aren't shifting for him like maybe they are idk but it feels the same when its for my other s/os..

not i sound insane

i love this!! ur dr seems soo cool !

i would LOVE to hear more about your marvel dr !! 📸📞

omg omg hi!! tysm for the ask (and the opportunity to yap abt my dr)

okay soooo

i am peter parker's older sister and i work as a neuroscientist/neurosurgeon for shield (until tony forced me into unemployment to work with him instead 🙄 possessive ass mf) (but its okay working w him is wayyy more flexible) (and pays more). my research is mainly based around how radiation and other external factors may alter someone's neuron structure, state of consciousness, and overall behavior. hence, i was personally scouted by nick fury to lead the 'winter soldier recovery and rehabilitation program' in attempt to 'delete' the winter soldier out of bucky. it was a success so civil war doesn't happen. andddd we beat thanos in infinity war so basically right now we just hang around in the compound and wait for silly little missions to happen. (my favorite kind definitely has to be undercover missions)

i'll definitely make a formal, more detailed (and better looking) introduction post though!

LET'S DO THIS ONE LAST TIME. .

( ʚɞ ) my name is meilani louise loveshore, and for the past two and a half years, i have been earth-222's one and only, 𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐑-𝐋𝐈𝐋𝐘. i don't usually tell people my "how i got bitten" story, because honestly it's a little embarassing, so i'll just say that the attic of my great-grandfather's church was long overdue for a dusting when me and my boyfriend snuck up there.

( ʚɞ ) since then, i've had to juggle keeping earth-222 safe from - you're not going to believe me when i say this - alien warlords, and keeping the ribbons in my hair from flying out when i'm fighting said alien warlords. then when thing's were finally getting relatively normal, my boyfriend and i were kidnapped by jess and miguel who offered for me to joing their uhh.. what is it again.. oh! "spider-society" ( i said yes, WHAT have i gotten myself into... )

( ʚɞ ) mcu appearances ! spider-lily / '23 spider-man: no way home / '24 spider-lily ii / early '25 spider-man: across the spiderverse / late '25

ʚɞ guys i kinda feel so genius because in this reality my bf's name is peter parker ( it's just hughie except i changed his name ) and um we get taken to earth-616 from spider-man: no way home because when ned says "find peter parker", the portal thing finds my peter who i just so happened to be with! um yeah i'm extra so i just had to be in no way home and across the spider-verse... valid??

IB: @miaojune

DID MY PURPLE LACE BRA GET YOUR ATTENTION?

now introducing . . CUPIDSTURNZ REALITY LIST ♥︎ KEYㅤⓘ is questions while 💌 is posts tagged about my realities

. ۫ ꣑ৎ ݁ 𓈒 ๑ㅤmain desired realities

ⓘㅤSOLOIST O1ㅤ💌ㅤchris sturniolo

ⓘㅤSOLOIST O2ㅤ💌ㅤmatt sturniolo

ⓘㅤKATSEYEㅤ💌ㅤchris sturniolo

ⓘㅤA.B.Sㅤ💌ㅤmatt sturniolo

. ۫ ꣑ৎ ݁ 𓈒 ๑ㅤnot so main desired realities

ⓘㅤCOLLEGEㅤ💌ㅤmatt sturniolo

ⓘㅤSPIDERMANㅤ💌ㅤmatt sturniolo

ⓘㅤYOUTUBER O1ㅤ💌ㅤchris sturniolo

ⓘㅤYOUTUBER O2ㅤ💌ㅤmatt sturniolo

ⓘㅤGLO GIRLㅤ💌ㅤchris sturniolo

ⓘㅤHYPE HOUSE 2.Oㅤ💌ㅤmatt sturniolo

. ۫ ꣑ৎ ݁ 𓈒 ๑ㅤunscripted desired realities

ⓘㅤSCOOBY DOOㅤ💌ㅤmatt sturniolo

ⓘㅤVAMPIRE BARBIE AND THE TWELVE DANCING PRINCESSESㅤ💌ㅤmy eleven vampiric sisters and i locked away in a castle until the curse can be broken, tragic — had to steal this from @jadeshifting it's way too creative

. ۫ ꣑ৎ ݁ 𓈒 ๑ㅤshared desired realities

ⓘㅤENHYPEN O1ㅤ💌ㅤchris sturniolo

ⓘㅤENHYPEN O2ㅤ💌ㅤchris sturniolo

ⓘㅤVOICE OF ANGELSㅤ💌ㅤchris sturniolo

ⓘㅤKOREAN SMALL TOWNㅤ💌ㅤleehan kim

ⓘㅤDUO INFLUENCERㅤ💌ㅤchris sturniolo

ⓘㅤFARMERS' DAUGHTERSㅤ💌ㅤmatt sturniolo

inspired by: riverashifts & kumiwon xx

a year into our relationship, me and hugh found a photo of him when he was like 5 that i was in the background of, which wouldn't be so weird considering i'm his sisters best friend, but this photo was taken 3 years before he was fostered and then adopted by her family which just BLOWS my mind.. like he had no connection to me but theres a baby photo of him that I'M in and then three years later he's adopted by my best friends family??? wait holy yap do i ever stop talking

i fear i will always recommend scripting in the invisible string theory trope into your drs whether that’s with your partners or your friends. like imagine getting to say you and your person have been destined to be together from the start. and you get to discover the proof of that which is a couple photos from your guys’ past with each other in the background which practically prove you’ve been heading for each other from the very beginning.

okay wait idk if you did juno's ask game already but 🍵 🍨 🍒 & 🫖 for your spiderverse or f1 reality if you'd like !! love you mimi :3

JUNO'S S/O ASK GAME ( spiderverse dr )

🍵 STRAWBERRY MATCHA ♱ what scents remind you of your relationship? maybe this is a perfume or cologne your lover wears, a candle scent that reminds you of the soothing energy you feel around them, or an essential oil you spritz on your pillow before shifting.

honestly peter always just smells so metallic. he's always fiddling with throwing knives and cleaning guns that the smell of metal is just embedded into his skin.

i actually love the smell of metal - or maybe i've just grown used to it because of him - but the smell of it mixed with the smell of the candles scattered around my apartment reminds me of us so much.

🍨 AFFOGATO ♱ how does your s/o show love? does their love language align with one of the traditional 5 types, or is it something unique to them? do they have a special way of making you feel appreciated?

the silent understanding that passes so naturally between the two of us is what makes me feel most loved by him. we're so different and we've led such different lives but we always just know whats going on and how the other person is feeling.

🍒 CHERRY COLA ♱ when you think of them, what is the first song or lyric that sparkles into your mind? why does this remind you of them or your relationship?

"we should just kiss like real people do" — by hozier

whoever decided they were going to make nyc's best line of defense against ALIENS two 17 year olds needs to pack it up #letusliveourlives (complaining as tho i didn't literally chose to shift here)

🫖 CHAMOMILE TEA ♱ how does your s/o help soothe or ground you when you’re feeling overwhelmed, stressed, or anxious? if you’re having a bad day, what do they do to help?

peter is the most stressed out person i know. he lives in a tiny cramped apartment that he barely ever bothers to clean, he's got super-soldier serum running through his veins as a constant reminder of his pretty shit childhood, and he's always late to everything, even if he tries to be early. so 90% of the time its me who's grounding him.

of course, being the reason earth 333's new york city hasn't collapsed (not to brag or anything), i do get a little strung up - but the first thing i always do for that is go to my grandfather's church. sometimes he'll sit with me, but he knows that when i get like this i prefer to be alone.