It's Always A Trip Checking Mark's Tumblr Before Youtube. Like, What Does A Water Demon Want With Wade's

I found a pun that works in both English and Spanish

Where do cats go when they die? Purrgatory.

¿De dónde van los gatos cuando mueren? Purgatorio.

AUSTRALIAN SLANG IS WEIRD AND WRONG AND UNHOLY

Speaking European languages as I’ve encountered them

Me: *speaks spanish*

Spanish speaking person: oh, nice, you speak Spanish. Let’s talk in it, if you make mistakes that’s fine, but if they’re too bad I’ll let you know.

Me: *Speaks German*

German person: Oh, where did you study German? It sounds nice. (continues in English)

Me: *Speaks Estonian*

Estonian person: Oh my god that’s awesome! How long have you been studying? I’m so happy you decided to learn Estonian! Would you like to practice with me? Do you like kohuke? Do you like rye bread?

Me: *speaks dutch*

Dutch person: why

the invention of the shovel was a groundbreaking discovery.

however, it was nothing compared to the broom. That swept the nation

I know what I want for my birthday now.

After the success of last year’s “bake your thesis” morning tea, this year’s theme was “bake a language” - once again raising funds for the Cancer Council.

It was a reminder of just how creative so many of my colleagues are (and also that they’re pretty good cooks!). My contribution was the apple P.I.E. - which like many of the other offerings was a baking pun. Proto-Indo-European is the best reconstruction of the ancestor language of many modern European languages all the way over to languages like Nepali and Hindi.

How is that renowned Republican brand working for you? The pictures above are a reminder of past and ongoing Republican actions and inaction so that people will remember them when they get ready to vote.

Genius.

beginning of joke

I love japanese bc it’s so regular and logical. eg,

kore = this, sore = that, dore = which koko = here, soko = there, doko = where koitsu = this person, soitsu = that person, doitsu = germany