Rules To Learning English

hello yes, I would like to purchase one night stand.

So would Spider-man’s acrobatics be referred to as Peter Parkour

You want to see something punny ??

How is that renowned Republican brand working for you? The pictures above are a reminder of past and ongoing Republican actions and inaction so that people will remember them when they get ready to vote.

Ohhhhh

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

You win this round cheese

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for a quick change of pace–i know we’ve all seen a thousand posts about voting, but what i haven’t seen (not yet) is one saying thank you. 

thank you for those who made it out in the rain and the cold, who organized and canvassed and took on the onerous task of working with non-voting & conservative friends/family to change their stance if at least just this once. thank you for those who stood in line for hours, who had to travel because your voting place was moved, who had to jump through ridiculous fucking hoops to register, who weren’t inspired but showed up anyway for the disenfranchised and the greater good. thank you as well to everyone who voted early, absentee, and provisional. 

it mattered. 

MICE ARE NICE

Can we take a minute to talk about how classy Swedish mice sound? PIP-PIP, OLD SPORT. PIP-PIP INDEED.

The book of these sounds is nearly done! When it’s ready it’ll be for sale here

I wanted to reply to a friend’s post but I didn’t have the right word for ‘really formal and proper language’ so I looked it up and this is what I got…

So, apparently, if you don’t want to seem like a stupid teenager online use mostly utter waffle