I Absolutely Need To Write A Fic About This. You’ve Inspired Me, Tumblr Stranger.

stop eating gruel with the fools and come eat a leek with a freak

I spelled marauders wrong the first time on Instagram 💀💀

lil doodle from the other day born out of an overwhelming annoyance that for some reason body hair is associated with masculinity despite Everyone Having It. so why not draw a cute hairy girl about it

[image description: a drawing of a tan-skinned woman with brown and blond dyed hair pulled into a ponytail and copious body hair and stubble. she is smiling and doing a peace sign gesture with her hand. next to her is text saying "body hair has no gender!" end id]

@n0r

We all have that one friend who low-key will look nice on the cross

I threw up the noodles I bought. Amazing day.

A day on the town!!!

My dad is being used as my walking aid. I am. In so much pain. Everything from the neck below feels numb. I feel like a pot of boiling water.

Someone save me I need a bed.

James and his two soulmates

marlene and sirius on a date, both in the closet:

marlene: *silence*

sirius: *more silence*

marlene: *even more silence*

marlene: I'm a lesbian

sirius: oh thank God, im gay

marlene: friends?

sirius: friends.

i love it when people are obsessed with their wives. it’s like yeah that’s literally what you’re supposed to do

jegulus telling sirius they are dating on april fools day and he laughed because haha nice joke prongs and then the next day they are still holding hands and kissing

“Terf is a slur used to silence us” dang bitch I wish it worked shut the fuck up