Lily: We can have our nervous breakdown later, Everyone get it together Remus: Fine, but when we do get to have our nervous breakdown I go first
James Potter’s greatest achievement wasn’t anything to do with Quidditch. It was making Lily Evans laugh so hard she snorted.
the eyes, they never lie
fyi things like insulin, hearing aids, wheelchairs, glasses costing money at all is a form of structural ableism
"I love morally grey characters!" They say, draining all the grey out of the character.
theres no such thing as tmi to me. i want to live in your ribcage.
I wonder if anyone would be willing to house me if I egged the Supreme Court? Important question, transphobes always get salmonella egged.
hey don't cry. one day jk rowling and elon musk will be dead. also donald trump and jd vance. oh and vladimir putin. all dead.
To my uk trans people and allies out there.
trans women, i love you.
you were a woman yesterday. you're a woman today. you're a woman tomorrow. you're a woman forever.
trans women have existed long before those stuffy bigots sitting in a court room have. trans women will continue to exist long after they're dead and rotting in the earth.
Wolfstar is my serotonin, dopamine, endorphins, and emotional support illegal substance.
I feel like a bought and used radio. If my best friend starts singing to me I have to sing the entire song to them or risk circumcision.
"I don't like JRK but I still love Harry Potter"
You have blood on your hands
Burn your fucking Harry Potter merch or be burned with it.
I'm fucking livid.
It's so nice being on tumblr because you don't even have to make your own post but people would still follow you anyways if you're good at rebloging posts they like
sirius and remus arguing about who's last name they want to take
sirius: I'M NOT STAYING A FUCKING BLACK
remus: I'M NOT GOING TO BE WOLFY MCWOLF MARRIED TO DOG MCWOLF
If you ask me, I dont think Sirius wanted to be famous or brilliant or feared. He just wanted to be the reason Remus Lupin smiled on bad days.
Call me Sirius Orion Black cause THIS HOUSEHOLD IS ABUSIVE!
A-B-U-S-I-V-E!
If you ask Dorlene who’s ‘the man’ in the relationship they will tell you Hozier
People who hate Sirius Black don’t understand what it’s like to be sixteen and furious and full of grief you can’t name.
marlene & mary have their first kiss drunk in someone's basement they wake up hungover confused. so they kiss again just to see how it feels. & they never stop
marlene @ sirius
scattered 'cross my family line
i'm so good at telling lies, that came from my mother's side. told a million to survive
I spelled marauders wrong the first time on Instagram 💀💀
Sirius cried in science class when the nature documentary showed the family of birds leaving unhatched eggs because they couldn’t stay where the predators were.
Two minutes after they left one hatched and tried to run after them.
Because if one of them just turned around, or if the chick didn’t give up trying to reach the others, everything would be okay.
Every time someone writes The Marauders as morally gray characters I start kissing them on the mouth with an unseen passion
Sleepy Sundays part two, I love domestic wolfstar
evan’s nickname being rosie gives the same energy as a pit bull named cupcake