Latest Posts by meridamcgonagall-snape - Page 3

No mother, I’m not being grubby, I’m just going for the beetlejuice aesthetic

(First time using that word so hopefully i used it right!)

Things that are not pedophilia:

A 17 year old dating an 18 year old.

A 30 year old dating a 50 year old.

A 60 year old character shipped with an immortal one.

An underage character, but aged up.

Drawing a character with their shirt off.

Liking a tweet in which a character has their shirt off.

Liking a ship that wouldn’t be okay in real life, but finding it interesting in a fictional context.

Having an opinion on whether or not something in this movie or book constitutes pedophilia.

Watching a cartoon outside of your age demographic.

Things that are pedophilia:

An attraction to real children.

what if i sat next to you and the lighting of the scene we were in suddenly changed to pink, purple and blue

I am a big finn x holley shipper, idk why, just am!

REBLOG if you like Cars 2

Please tell me I’m not the only one 😭

The dream: Pat reveals the Cap’s name when confessing he loves him.

“Wait! Captain, Cap, (name), *deep breath* i love you”

Just, YES!

The perfect song for the world to end with: : @markiplier’s The last goodbye!

What if Charles had arrived whenever Spearchucker left??

Reblog this if you ship Fiyeraba

I’m just curious to see how many people ship Elphaba and Fiyero. 

Reblog if you ship Cavity (ToothxPitch)

Happy Birthday to my Beautiful Mother today, I miss you so much and hope that someday I will be able to meet you all again.

💜🖤💚

(Art by Jim Kay)

Anyone want to come to Button House with me to love and protect Humphrey with me? Our boy needs all the care and love in the world 💜

Thank you!! You are a bored-destroyer! (Was going to say life saver but that wouldn’t really fit) thank you awesome internet stranger!! (From Aus)!! 💜

right downloading has commenced <3

*runs into a room and runs around like crazy* Ghosts tomorrow, ghost’s tomorrow, ghosts tomorrow, ghosts tomorrow!!!! *runs out of the room*

P.S a big thank you to @patcaps for uploading all the previous seasons and no pressure whatsoever to get this one out, just whenever you’re able to!! 💜

Nevermind, i am writing this now, but prompt still there if people want if?

Posting this here as I won’t write it but Prompt, I guess:

- Dad (Snape) runs an apothecary/potions shop in Hogsmede while Mum (Mcgonagall) still teaches (Lupin is constant dada prof but Dad can’t complain as he doesn’t have kids at Hogwarts and Slughorn and maybe some others who aren’t story important are potions prof), Mum meets Dad for some potion or other reason and bam! Relationship! (Haven’t decided if Dad will be a death eater or not still but up to writer if people use this rubbish) (I JUST WANNA SHARE!)

How different Thomas’s story could have been if the Officer had said “Mary Shelly?”

I would love to read/be able to write a M*A*S*H fanfic where Margaret meets Charles on one of her many trips to Tokyo for R&R, they get together and she has to hide it from Frank why she’s constantly going to Tokyo. And what happens when Frank leaves and Charles is assigned to the 4077th? Maybe he comes earlier and they have to avoid Frank’s constant “secret” visits to Margaret? Just really want some Margaret/Charles with some Frank interaction!!

My first ever fanfic!! Let the embarrassment begin!

I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith…

When you’re arriving home and you hear: “Do you want me to make/kiss it better?” From either of your parents and you know that all your siblings are out.. 😳

Guess I’m not going home..

I'm stuck between wanting to be the murderer in a murder mystery story and being the detective in a murder mystery story. Either way, I'll be shown as both stupid and smart, as I am in real life!

Can we PLEASE get a special ep of "Stupid Deaths" on Humphrey's death? I don't care if it's a vid, an animation, even a puppet show, just please! I need to see this!

Ever wonder why Dumbledore likes knitting patterns so much? Well, I shouldn’t be telling you this but Grandad’s wand is actually a knitting needle and he just uses the Elder Wand for show. Shhhhh….

In questioning my "auntie" (first cousin once removed) Mary's Disney film: Why doesn't Mr Banks (in A British Bank) not question his children's outings? Just calls them questionable. (Hmmm)

In Mary Poppins, theres a line in the song "Step in Time" that confuses me. Mrs Brill goes "They're at it again" before hitting the sweeps with a pan or something.

Why are we not told more about the last time this happened?

Was it the same house and the same sweeps?

It's like this in any of the full lyrics I can find.

I’m too lazy to do it myself but I need to see at least the pics of the Guardians (North, Tooth, Bunny, Sandy and Jack) with their Santa Clause counterparts.

Advice for pet owners from an RVT

- Please be honest with us. We aren't going to report you to the police because your dog got into your stash. We need to know if your cat's wound happened two days ago or two hours ago. Just tell us what happened.

- VACCINATE YOUR PETS. We don't care about your stances on human vaccines. Your pets NEED theirs. Parvo is one of the worst things a puppy can get, it has a high mortality rate, and it's prevented by vaccinating. Distemper and Rabies are INCURABLE, and ONLY prevented by vaccines. Vaccinate your pets, even if they are indoor only.

- Your dog is not a wolf. It does not need a grain-free diet. Dogs have evolved to digest carbs and grains alongside us. Grain-free diets have been linked to causing a heart condition called DCM (dilated cardiomyopathy) and we are seeing more and more cases of it in younger and younger dogs. My clinic personally had 3 cases in the last two weeks, and it is a horrible thing to see.

- Spay and neuter your pets if you aren't going to breed them. If you are, do NOT breed before they're at least 1.5 years old. Two years is better.

- Besides altering your pet, leave the rest of their body parts alone. Your dog prefers having their ears and tail. Your cat needs their claws. Declawing is cruel and banned in many places, and ear cropping/tail docking isn't far behind.

- STOP LISTENING TO YOUR BREEDER INSTEAD OF YOUR VET.

- Retractable leashes are literally garbage and should be banned.

- Keep your pet on a leash or in a carrier when you bring them to the clinic! Do not carry your angry cat inside in your arms!!

- Cats do not do things out of spite. Your cat does not pee outside of the litter because it's angry. It's probably stressed, or is having urinary issues.

- Stop being rude to the vet staff. We have one of the highest suicide rates of any profession, and it's only getting worse. We have enough to deal with without you reaming us out because Fluffy needs their nails trimmed TODAY and we're booked up for 3 weeks.

- Stop scruffing your cats. Its an outdated form of restraint and it is physically painful.

- Train your dogs. Bad behaviours are 90% boredom and bad habits. Spend time with your dogs.

- Again. Please be nice to the vet staff. We're doing our best to help your pets. We're overworked, exhausted, underpaid and underappreciated. We are tired. Be gentle and be kind.

- IF YOUR PET BITES, JUST TELL ME IT DOES. I WILL NOT JUDGE YOU. I JUST WANT TO NOT GET BIT.

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but going to thrift stores and buying all the usable sheets and t-shirts and jeans and then cutting them up to make rag rugs or yarn or whatever for your shabby chic/cottagecore aesthetic isn’t solar punk.

It’s gentrification.

You are taking resources away from people who need them so that you can pretend to live a less consumptive lifestyle. You are cosplaying sustainability.

The whole fucking point of rag rugs etc. was that you made use of textiles you already had that could no longer be used for their intended purpose, and you extended the lifecycle of the item by turning it into something else useful instead of throwing it in the garbage. When you buy clothing that still has use *as clothing* just to cut it into rags to make a rug, you’re *speeding up* the consumption of materials. You’re shortening the lifecycle. You are consuming MORE.

And you’re doing it by buying up resources that marginalized people need. Those thrift store sheets would look so much better on somebody’s fucking bed, but since you wanted that Little House on the Prairie vibe, someone is sleeping on a bare mattress now whilst trying to save their pennies to go to fucking Wal-Mart for bedsheets. And that denim throw pillow probably looks adorable on your sofa, but somebody needed a pair of sturdy jeans for that job they’re trying to get, and now there’s nothing available.

But sure, your house looks cute. I guess that’s important.

Petition to Make a Peebles Gaming Channel

Reblog if you’ll sign it

Posting this here as I won’t write it but Prompt, I guess:

- Dad (Snape) runs an apothecary/potions shop in Hogsmede while Mum (Mcgonagall) still teaches (Lupin is constant dada prof but Dad can’t complain as he doesn’t have kids at Hogwarts and Slughorn and maybe some others who aren’t story important are potions prof), Mum meets Dad for some potion or other reason and bam! Relationship! (Haven’t decided if Dad will be a death eater or not still but up to writer if people use this rubbish) (I JUST WANNA SHARE!)