I Think The Longest Was Two Weeks That Was When I Messed Up Big Time As A Toddler, And My Mother Tore

I think the longest was two weeks that was when I messed up big time as a toddler, and my mother tore my room apart and threw everything out beside my comfort plushies and my bed.

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1 year ago

Headcannon: Whenever Tomura and Dabi and Tomura get more romantic, there is the one moment where the universe stops tland they look at each other. The only question in the air is:

Will this be so sugar sweet that they'll cringe the next day and never talk about it ever again, burying the moment in the deepest depths of their memories right next to the parental trauma? And regret losing their badboy images to something so stupid and embarrassing they would love to drown themselves in their own saliva, tears, and shame.

Or will this go absolutely sexually down bad. Where there is no difference between them existing and a pair of rabbits in heat going at it as if they were both half sonics. And do such unspeakable things that Jesus would have thought another minute about sacrificing himself. Where they have to wonder if their bed looks too much like a murder scene and they would both be victims and abusers.


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8 months ago

I am doing it once I have done another more important task. And then another more important task...

WHAT ARE WE?!

WRITERS!!!

WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?!

WRITE!!!!!

WHEN ARE WE GONNA DO IT?!

((Disgruntled muttering))


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1 year ago
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My almost 3 year old baby ball python in the garden getting some nice sunlight


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1 year ago

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1 year ago

I think my favorite thing about Tumblr is the button snake. Like the pen button can be moved around and the other icons follow. I think it's the most entertaining and serotonin creating thing ever. Whoever created that feature, may you sleep peacefully at night and always wake up well rested.

1 year ago
Both Were Filled At The Same Time With The Same Water, Only One Had Oysters.

Both were filled at the same time with the same water, only one had oysters.

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Danger noodles, dinosaurs, and anime DeathNote is the best. Shigadabi/Wriolette/Matchablossom for life, basically semi-working alcoholic, I am a writer (ItIsIAlex on Ao3)

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