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Andy Warhol, “Hammer and Sickle with Vibrator”, 1975

Ruby Barker as Marina Thompson | Bridgerton 1.06

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WHEN SHALL WE THREE MEET AGAIN? IN THUNDER, LIGHTNING OR IN RAIN?

Macbeth (1948) dir. Orson Welles The Witches of Eastwick (1987) dir. George Miller Stardust (2007) dir. Matthew Vaughn The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina (2018 - 2020) The Pale Horse (2020) dir. Leonora Lonsdale Hercules (1997) dir. John Musker, Ron Clements Sleeping Beauty (1959) dir. Clyde Geronimi The Black Cauldron (1985) dir. Richard Rich, Ted Berman Sabrina the Teenage Witch (1996 - 2003) Halloweentown (1998) dir. Duwayne Dunham A Wrinkle in Time (2018) dir. Ava DuVernay The Craft (1996) dir. Andrew Fleming Charmed (1998 - 2006) Hocus Pocus (1993) dir. Kenny Ortega

new pronouns just dropped:

- “he” in the way you call an animal you don’t know the gender of “a little guy”

- “she” in the way sailors refer to their boats

- “they” in the way people say “they say that ___”, a faceless and all knowing collective. you are anything, you are everything.

He's right and he's also living his dream... Truly the man is an icon. 👏🏽🥺

Update: Elmo retweeted!!! And he added something too

early homo sapiens b like help i cant stop making bowls . help i cant stop domesticating plants and animals. help i cant stop developing language and architecture and religion

Teuta Matoshi | Spring/Summer 2021

Sophia Lillis for Thebaremagazine - Close up shots

The Bare Magazine

Sophia Lillis — The Bare Magazine

Every now and then the stars align. Such was the case the other day in Brooklyn when we caught up with actress Sophia Lillis right befor

phineas and ferb quarantine episode where candace is convinced that this time her mom will see what the boys are doing because nobody can even leave the house but somehow linda is always in the wrong room

Bridgerton Fic Rec Masterlist

Masterlists

Masterlist @regencyslxt

Masterlist @heloisedaphnebrightmore

Anthony Bridgerton

Credence @the-decency-of-merciful-lies

How far is too far @writingmyimagination

sham, pride, and illicit affairs. @peeterparkr (series)

Coming home again @misstonybridgerton (Masterlist)

Favourite Brother @elosiebridgerton (there are 2 parts)

The Deed of Right and Wrong @shelby-love

Anthony proposing @writeroutoftime

Brilliant Plan @heloisedaphnebrightmore

Courting Season @just-iimagine

My centerfold @inconsistentwriting

Fight or Flight @ijustwant2write

make me be true, make me be blue @iliveiloveiwrite

On His Mind @inknopewetrust

Stairs Solve Problems @ladywhistleclown

Beginning Again @just-iimagine (short with lots of angst and draaamaaa)

The Moment I Knew @mrsbbridgerton

Distraction @shelby-love

I want that with you @ijustwant2write

An old friend @imgoingtofreakoutnow

Worship at Your Altar @villainous-darling

Anthony Bridgerton having a soft spot for you would include: @libraryoffandomsuniverse

Dear Anthony @vintunnavaa

Benedict Bridgerton

Work of art @nelleicrain

Random Benedict imagine @sarahwaris

An Artist’s Touch @mrsbbridgerton (other two parts are linked in this one)

Short imagine @ladyanthonybridgerton

Wrong Conclusion @regencyslxt

Being Benedict’s Muse @libraryoffandomsuniverse

Rumors Spiral @inknopewetrust

I wonder what it’s like to be loved by you @iliveiloveiwrite

Behind the Bushes @shelby-love

A Secret Romantic @ijustwant2write

an artist’s eye @iliveiloveiwrite

Have You Never Been To a Farm @just-iimagine

the art of pining @fqjth

untold truths @daydream-hoe

Colin Bridgerton x reader or oc

So this is love @elosiebridgerton

Fluff @ladycliffbelle1814

We Meet Again @regencyslxt

being newlyweds with colin would include... @writeroutoftime

These Moments @gryffindors-weasley

Eloise Bridgerton

Fools Together @writeroutoftime

Bridgerton Sibling

artemis and apollo @elosiebridgerton

Sibling rivalry @ynbridgerton

Your highness/I’ll be in ruins for you @netflixton

Bridgerton Boys

Valentines day with the Bridgerton Men: Courting and Married @just-iimagine

Criminal Minds Fic Recs

(I will continue to update!)

Masterlists

Masterlist @winterscaptain (Just all of her stuff is so well written and her storylines are amazing)

Masterlist @your-eternal-muse (The Heather series is outstanding!!!)

Spencer Reid

Touches ; Part 2 @lipstickstainz

Happy Accidents @zhuzhubii

Unexpected @bookishofalder

Found @mrs-dr-reid

The Receptionist and the Profiler @goldentournesol

As told by flowers @reidingmelodies

Nose Taps @reidsnose

Aaron Hotchner

Brown-Eyed Monster @ladylibby

things that happened when hotch first joined the bau @yourlocalheartbreaker

The intern. @iconicc

Harry Potter Fic Rec Masterlist

(I will continue to update!)

smut = *

Masterlists

Masterlist @seriouslyblacklikemysoul

Masterlist @ardentmuse (has a super cool interactive fic)

Masterlist @harrysweasleys

Masterlist @selfwriting-sugarquills

Masterlist @shadowsinger11 (I really like their Fred stuff)

Rec list @missyflufffics

Masterlist @theweasleyslut

Fred Weasley

Bets off @plant-flwrs

Honey, Flowers, and Pinky Promises @lumosandnoxwriting

Short Fred Imagine @anchoeritic

Resentment and Reconcilitation* @darthwheezely

Only you @unnecessarywriting

All About The Chase @spacexcowgirl

George Weasley

I Wish I Were Heather @justmesadgirl (Part 1 is linked in part 2)

Unlike the Rest @fa-headhoncho

A Summer at Ottery St.Catchpole @lunaslethifold

Show and tell // g.w @harrysweasleys

And baby makes 3 @lumosandnoxwriting

The Perfect Arrangement @lumos-barnes (other parts are linked) (Bridgerton!AU)

Ancient Magic @x-mimblewimble-x

Crossed wires @parseltongueswriting

Charlie Weasley

A Change of Scenery @weasleyclaw

Sirius Black

My Godson Our Godson @nebulablakemurphy

As a former dinosaur kid, this is frickin awesome

Here’s one good thing to come out of 2020:

Paleontologists completed a life-sized replica of Sue, the most complete T. Rex ever found.

And she is freaking GORGEOUS!

As I read more about this beauty, I found out some new details regarding things I thought I previously knew about the beast that was Tyrannosaurus Rex, and I’m going to share them with you.

First, and most obvious, her size:

This is nothing new, we all figured T. Rex was big, but I for one never stopped to consider exactly how big it was. Nobody ever really knows what to imagine when they read about something the size of a whale that walked around and ate everything it could kill. 

Speaking of eating things, I just want to remind you all that T. Rex had–by miles–the strongest bite of any terrestrial animal living or dead, somewhere around six and a half tons of force. That’s over six times greater than the current estimate of what Allosaurus was capable of, and three times what was delivered by the highest measured reading of the living title holder–the estuarine crocodile. It didn’t have to waste time swinging its head open-mouthed like Saurophaganax for a little extra oomph, or grow fancy serrated teeth like Carcharodontosaurus to cut pieces out of its prey. It opted for the simplest approach: get its mouth around something and crush it to death; imagine the full weight of an elephant on whatever was between this thing’s jaws.

“How did it find something to eat?” I hear you asking. “It can’t see something if it doesn’t move, right?”

Listen, I love Jurassic Park too, but that’s a big crock of shit.

Notice how both her eyes face forward. That gives her binocular vision (the ability to focus both eyes on one target, like you and I). More importantly it means she has impeccable depth perception due to overlapping fields of vision from each, large, eyeball. Researchers agree that T. Rex not only had incredible vision, but that it was probably better than most modern animals–including eagles, hawks, and owls–and that she could likely spot something three and a half miles away. If something that big can see that well, it doesn’t matter if you move or not, she’d be able to tell if it was an animal trying to hide or a piece of vegetation. So pray she isn’t hungry if she lays eyes on you. And even if by some miracle she didn’t see you, she’d still smell you. 

If she decided you looked tasty, you probably wouldn’t hear her coming as much as you’d feel her. Modern science indicates that T. Rex didn’t roar like in Jurassic Park, but rather bellowed or maybe even hissed like crocodilians. If she were on to you, you’d most likely feel this sense of unease creep up your spine as a low-pitched rumble in the air permeated through you. You wouldn’t know what it was or where it was coming from until you hear her footfalls. By then it’s too late–you could try to run but she’d probably catch you. There’s plenty on YouTube that reconstructs what T. Rex may have sounded like, and it’s legitimately haunting.  

To wrap all of this up, the one bit of good that came out of the cursed year that is 2020 is that this wonderful child of science and art came into the world, and reaffirmed my respect and admiration for the eight ton slab of muscle and teeth that is this magnificent creature.

…and it is nothing if not magnificent.

Animal Videos to Cheer You Up!

(I will continue to update!)

A foster dog tucking in his owner

A tiger getting hugs

A puppy riding a chicken

A cat drinking water very loudly

A turtle with walking music

A cat wants a headbutt

An owl napping

A bunny and dog are friends

A cat and its catnip

A gaggle of ducklings in a sink

A puppy...that’s it

Pink Victorian Houses

THE BARBIE MOVIES ARE JUST HIGH BUDGET FANFICTIONS

the world was severely lacking weird little girl memes so i had to fill the void

Irreverent Spoilers, but I was thinking today of this scene because it came across my tiktok and thinking through what Irreverent reader would’ve said if it ever comes up in conversation.

Reader: You told him he trusts women less than men? Hm, okay. I can see it.

Emily: Right?!

Hotch: *half jokingly* Watch it, L/N.

Emily: *walks away or gets distracted*

Hotch: What would you have said? Or what would you think, I suppose. Since I know you wouldn’t say whatever your real one is.

Reader: What makes you think I’d sugarcoat it?

Hotch: You wouldn’t. You just wouldn’t say it in front of everyone.

Reader: *looks at him appraisingly in a way that makes him feel exposed* You don’t take care of yourself, to the detriment of the team. You don’t take care of yourself when you’re sick. You don’t go to the therapists. You push yourself far more than you should. Innately, you believe you aren’t worthy of being cared for, so you neglect yourself. Which is fine when you’re the only one impacted by your physical and mental well-being, but it’s actually selfish when there are people relying on you to be at your best.

*LONG AF SILENCE*

Reader: Anyways, I probably would’ve just said you wear bad ties.

If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

Bridgerton Fic Rec Masterlist

(I reached the max amount of mentions in this post, so mentions will now be found in the comments)

Masterlists

Masterlist @regencyslxt

Masterlist @heloisedaphnebrightmore

Masterlist @shelby-love

Masterlist @just-iimagine

Masterlist @genyaakostyk

Masterlist @writeroutoftime

Masterlist @iliveiloveiwrite

Masterlist @lxncelot

Masterlist @mrsbbridgerton

Masterlist @gryffindors-weasley

Masterlist @ijustwant2write

Masterlist @vintunnavaa

Masterlist @butterflybuckethat

Anthony Bridgerton

Credence @the-decency-of-merciful-lies

How far is too far @writingmyimagination

sham, pride, and illicit affairs. @peeterparkr (series)

Coming home again @misstonybridgerton (Masterlist)

My centerfold @inconsistentwriting

On His Mind @inknopewetrust

Stairs Solve Problems @ladywhistleclown

An old friend @imgoingtofreakoutnow

Anthony Bridgerton having a soft spot for you would include: @libraryoffandomsuniverse

An old friend @imgoingtofreakoutnow

Heart in Chains @hvproductions

xFem!Reader @daydream-hoe

Causing A Fuss @ijustwant2write

False Accusations Part 2 @iwritesiriusly

Everyone Loves A Masked Ball, Don’t They? @for-bebbanburg

Overstep @pinkandblueblurbs

Anthony Request @pinkandblueblurbs

Ignorance is bliss Part 2 @writers-hes

Proud Hearts @vintunnavaa

Priceless @butterflybuckethat

Benedict Bridgerton

Work of art @nelleicrain

Random Benedict imagine @sarahwaris

Short imagine @ladyanthonybridgerton

Being Benedict’s Muse @libraryoffandomsuniverse

Rumors Spiral @inknopewetrust

the art of pining @fqjth

untold truths @daydream-hoe

Disaster bisexuals @queenofthelandandsea

A million heartfelt thanks for your love @hvproductions

missing your smile @musical-shit-show

Secrets @disasterofastory

Kisses of fire @highpriestessrebek

Could have danced all night @musical-shit-show

Altercation Part 2 Part 3 @the-decency-of-merciful-lies

Sensibility @inkwellandcrone

An Artistic Dilemma @ithebookhoarder

An Evening in the Clouds @justdaydreamsandimagines

Lost in Translation @nelleicrain

Of Second Sons and First Loves @starryeyedstories

Colin Bridgerton x reader or oc

Fluff @ladycliffbelle1814

Secrets @blog-of-a-multitude-of-fandoms

Champagne Problems @tricksters-captain

Youthful @magpiencrow

Daphnes Bridgerton

Daphne x fem reader @celebrities-imagines

Eloise Bridgerton

(No works yet)

Bridgerton Sibling

Sibling rivalry @ynbridgerton

Your highness/I’ll be in ruins for you @sumsebien

Prince Friedrich Series @onlymexsarah

Bridgerton Boys

(No works yet)

Simon Basset

(No works yet)

Prince Friedrich

love to hate you @milkbaer

George Foyet’s theme song is Look What You Made Me Do and no one can tell me I’m wrong.

Sirius Black x daughter!reader

𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫 1

Summary: You were content with your life, living with your cousin while the whereabouts of your father, Sirius Black, and his wellbeing remained unknown after escaping . But that all changed when you had to move into 12 Grimmauld Place for the summer. The worst part of it all? He was there too.

𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫 2

Summary: Y/N Black is back at Hogwarts after running away from her father’s, Sirius Black’s, house during the summer. The year passes by and soon it’s the end of the year, with the OWLS finished. What happens when she finds out that her father was captured by Voldemort?

𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫 3

Summary: Arriving at the Department of Mysteries did not turn out as Harry, Ron, Ginny, Hermione, Luna, Neville and Y/N Black had predicted. With Death Eaters trying to steal a prophecy, what happens when the Order arrives and everything begins to spiral down?

𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫 4

Summary: In the previous chapter, Y/N Black saved her father from death. What is the aftermath of the Department of Mysteries?

𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫 5

Summary: Dealing with the aftermath of the battle takes its toll on Y/N Black; returning to Hogwarts, trying to get her memories back. An unexpected turn of events towards the end of the year leaves her feeling lost and struck with a form of grief.

𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫 6 (𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐨𝐨𝐧)

𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫 7 (𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐨𝐨𝐧)

Welcome to Weird White House, a new series on the wacky facts that I find and/or remember off the top of my head about the US presidents. I say "weird" with all the love in my history nerd heart.

We start the series (and year) off with:

CALVIN COOLIDGE

THIS DELIGHTFUL DUDE

JUST DELIGHTFUL.

Nicknamed "Silent Cal" because he apparently wasn't super talkative (and it totally wasn't his secret gangster name), Coolidge:

-had a pet raccoon named Rebecca which was sent to him from someone who thought he should make it his Thanksgiving dinner and his family was like NAH THIS IS PET MATERIAL

-he loved being photographed wearing Native American headresses (he was adopted into the Sioux tribe), so here's what that looked like:

AND HE WAS PHOTOGRAPHED IN THESE THINGS

I would 1000% vote for an candidate who swaggered around with their name on their giant cowboy chaps.

-After President Harding's sudden death, Coolidge was woken up in the middle of the night, sworn in by lantern light by his dad (who was a notary), and then he went back to bed. Priorities.

-speaking of which, Coolidge slept 12 HOURS A DAY PLUS NAPS. Role model for us all.

-he had a mechanical horse in the White House that he used for exercise. Its nickname was "Thunderbolt".

Tragically, it didn't look like the ones that used to be outside Walmart:

You're welcome for that whole mental image of a stern-faced Coolidge rocking off into the sunset on a mechanical box.

-despite his stern demeanor, Coolidge had a very dry, sarcastic sense of humor which a lot of people didn't get, which brings us to

MY FAVORITE FACT ABOUT CALVIN

-Coolidge liked to press buttons in the Oval Office and hide under the desk while the Secret Service ran around looking for him

I KID YOU NOT THIS MAN WAS A P R A N K S T E R

Additional photos of interest that exist:

1.) Coolidge staring at a cow:

(someone please caption that)

2.) COOLIDGE'S KITTIES BLACKIE AND TIGER:

so freaking cute

And finally

3.) Coolidge exercising with the Speaker of the House, as one does:

So if Coolidge isn't one of your top favorite presidents by now, go sleep for 12 hours and try again.

Dreaming in color

I feel as though it is appropriate timing to weblog this