I Was Just Reading This Post, And Then A Door SLAMMED Shut. It's Only My Grandma And Me In My House Right

*intense thinking* you... could be the god mother if you want! Come over anytime! And you can choose the middle name! And teach the child magic!

“You should be aware that casting this spell will legally require me to take your firstborn child” said the Witch, “but the meaning of ‘take’ was never defined, so I imagine we can figure out a loophole or two that’d work for you.”

Me: Cause I like fucking with people

You are stuck in a time loop, but you have no intention of ever breaking out of it. After literally millions of resets a new person appears in the loop and asks you why you are still in the loop.

Yesterday was the one year anniversary of my mom being able to quit smoking!!! FUCK YEAH!!!!

*grabs twenty megaphones and sticks them all together* You will soon~ *insert evil laughter*

“These specimens have been conditioned for contact. They’re safe. But if you see them in the wild, DO NOT approach. It’s very dangerous.” “Why? Are they aggressive?” “No, they’re extremely friendly and very playful. That’s why it’s dangerous.”

"No kidding! I'm Deadpool!" -Deadpool proba- "HEY THERE PERSON READING THIS REBLOG! HOW ARE YOU?! YOU LOOK AWESOME RIGHT NOW!!!!" What?! DEADPOOL! STOP BREAKING THE FORTHWALL I CAN'T AFFORD ANYMORE REPAIRS!!! "Be fun for once Mikachu!!!"

“Ethics? Playing god?! I created easily affordable 3D printed organs that are perfectly compatible with the human body! Do you know how many people will die if you bring me to "justice”? I saw what happened to the guy who almost cured cancer! You’re no hero, you’re just a hired gun!“

Fish, you need to remind us to do something, and it deals with what's in your fish bowl

if you have not drank any water yet today, this is your daily reminder that you are so cute. You're so pretty. Don't let anyone let you think you aren't beautiful. keep sparkling on, superstar

The cross-over I never knew I needed

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Saw the Wicked Movie for the first time today. It was awesome but I hate how it was just part one. Good thing I saw a musical a few years ago so I know how it ends! The movie theater I went to had chair the reclined. And barely any one was in the theater. Loved it 10/10

Bro I saw this on pinterest a while back and the gifs I see on tumblr make this SO much better! It makes it a lil' sillies

So, let me guess– you just started a new book, right? And you’re stumped. You have no idea how much an AK47 goes for nowadays. I get ya, cousin. Tough world we live in. A writer’s gotta know, but them NSA hounds are after ya 24/7. I know, cousin, I know. If there was only a way to find out all of this rather edgy information without getting yourself in trouble…

You’re in luck, cousin. I have just the thing for ya.

It’s called Havocscope. It’s got information and prices for all sorts of edgy information. Ever wondered how much cocaine costs by the gram, or how much a kidney sells for, or (worst of all) how much it costs to hire an assassin?

I got your back, cousin. Just head over to Havocscope.

((PS: In case you’re wondering, Havocscope is a database full of information regarding the criminal underworld. The information you will find there has been taken from newspapers and police reports. It’s perfectly legal, no need to worry about the NSA hounds, cousin ;p))

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Okay, when creating OCs, I just picture myself in their world, weather it's an OC for main media thing, or just a silly little OC, I just base it off myself first. Then I change things about that OC and make it's lore. That way they probably can have some of your flaws to make them feel a bit more fleshed out. Or just bounce ideas off of a friend

Yall ever just?