Can I Have Some Doritos? The Normal Kind Please. And Chocolate....

No because Chrome here would kill me.

I actually do know a LOT about Pokemon

You are a veterinary student and you have recently taken in a weird old man claiming to be a scientist from another world studying animals he calls “pokémon”. You don’t know much about pokémon, but this supposed “professor” clearly does not know how to treat animals properly.

My favorite part is you calling him Motherless. And also to annoy my friend.... @chromeeeeeeeeee

the late 90s to mid 2000s boom in the french pop music industry was fueled entirely by lab grown cool teen humonculouses

"You gotta train the damn thing! I've learned that werewolves are like dogs. I just hope this one isn't a chihuahua...."

“Noble monster hunter! Thank goodness you’re here! We’ve had to sacrifice a villager to this werewolf each month to keep it at bay!” “That is quite possibly the worst course of action your village could take.”

Feminism is supposed to be fighting for equal gender rights for those who have none, not hating men

Well if it makes you feel better I'm actually starting to draw kinda good now!!!!

can't stop thinking abt my wife. can't stop drawing my wife. can't stop looking 4 more wife content.

Me: Do you really want to know? Alien: YES! Me: Okay.... *starts to talk about things wrong with the human race* And that's only what I know! Alien: *to her commander* Commander.... please make a therapy session for the entire planet Earth...

“Remember, if you die in the simulation-” “Yeah, yeah, we know, you die in real life.” “What? No! You need to reset the simulation with this terminal! What is WRONG with you humans?!”

And in some states it's illegal to take a picture of someone without their consent

I just wanna meet Mikey. There's a reason he's my favorite. (here's a hint, I kin him)

Kinda fuckin scary but what the hell

raisin' both