Me: SO SOMEONE WAS ABLE TO GET IN HERE, LEAVE THIS, AND GET OUT?! WHY DIDN'T THEY TAKE ME?!

Me: I have common sense. I kinda have to since I'll get killed if I don't

You are the sole superhero without powers to have lived longer than ten years. An old friend with powers asks how.

Sorry but imma need an explaination to what's going on right now...

Ok so the website only is for the Spanish church, so that's no help. But this guy is acting like this and his own kid is a therian. Please leave her alone, she's a sweet kid, he just needs to wake up and he's actually looking for information in his post. He actually works where I used to work, you can figure that out pretty easily, I think he'll be at work today actually. Please just talk to him. He won't hear me and I'm actually the praise leader at the church, but I'm apolitical and haven't watched TV in over a year. I'm just tired no one holds him accountable. It's a toy store, so they'd probably appreciate a lot of business today, they have cool stuff but as you'll see the vibe is off. So have fun shopping! Remember, nonviolence is very important to me. I seek for people to be educated, talked to, and for their bad behavior to make them uncomfortable enough that they might change. Also he needs Facebook friends, he's literally asking for people to explain it to him.

Me: I MAY HAVE KILLED THE ENTIRE PLANET SOMEHOW!!! WHY WAS EVERYONE AND THEIR MOTHER ATTACKING ANYWAY?! I BETTER BE GETTING A PAY RAISE TOO!!!

You're just a simple pikeman who managed too hold a mountain pass fort alone against an army of thousands, ogres, Mages, and even a dragon at one point. Allowing your kingdom too win the main front and survive. Everyone looks at you now in relief and awe as you return home to the capital

What have you created.....???

guards! read me my bedtime yaoi

Me: Return it My mom: What?!- no I can't retu- Me: It is ugly. Where is it's tail? Why is it screaming? It stinky. Return it.

You are a siren, a rather young one. Today your mother, the leader of your pod, introduced an unfamiliar little squishy pink thing to you as your little sibling.

May I ask where you got it??? I have a friend who LOVES FNAF and she would love this! (Kai if you see this, get this.)

sorry for posting so much personal junk lately but this is so cute

How the fuck did you do that?!

"I think I've started a revolution against hierarchy on dress to impress."

We shouldn't need stuff like this! We don't need to prove you are valid when you ARE valid! Who said you weren't?! I'LL KILL 'EM!!!!

REBLOG IF YOUR BLOG IS A SAFE SPACE FOR AROMANTIC PEOPLE AND IF YOU THINK THEY ARE VALID

I am Aromantic but i wanna see how ppl think we are valid

Yes. So is going on tumblr in the middle of the night

Ranger: Mikachu, we talked about this. Me: Bitch I grew up in America, I got fucking murder weapons everywhere.

“You have my sword” said the Ranger. “And my Bow” said the elf. “And my axe” said the dwarf. “And all of my guns” said the American.