"So We're Not Fighting As Often Right???? Cause My Son Really Likes Your Kid And I'm Not Fucking That

@ask-the-face-man

HAHAHA HOW WOULD LEO REACT TO SEEING A FIGURINE OF DONNIE LIKE THIS 💀

Please, he would pass out from oxygen deprivation-

"Why haven't you killed the human yet" "I've grown fond of the little derp. He amusses me quite a bit"

The human servant knew he should've been incinerated by his dragon master. He had outlived his usefulness, after all... it's a mystery as to why the dragon hasn't killed him already.

Me: *is crying* Demon hunter 1: WHY THE FUCK IS SHE CRYING?! WHAT THE FUCK DO WE DO?! Demon hunter 3:*is panik* Demon hunter 2: I'm too sober for this.... *goes to drink alcohol*

Your father is a demon, and your mother is a human. You were raised by her, and only saw your father a handful of times as a kid. Your mom raised you right. You're by all accounts a pretty good person, which is why it was a shock when demon hunters showed up at your door.

*takes you out and puts you on a plate* Cooked fish! Yummy!!!!

I think I could last 3 minutes in the microwave. I'm strong. I'm stronger than you realize

It might seem crazy what I'm about to say.

Your brother left his newborn child with you so that he could go “find himself,” whatever that meant. Lacking the resources and unable to care for a child, you had no choice but to give them up for adoption. Years later, your brother finally returns and asks where his child is.

Yes because I do the same thing

"i would kill for you" "i would die for you" okay but would you forgive me if i forgot something important for the 51204th time in a row even though i tried my best to remember

Wait! So I don't get laid?! That's not gonna work for me! . . . Oh! I married an Asexual. I don't have to have sex. (this is meant as a joke and also HAPPY PRIDE TO MY LOVELY ACE PEOPLE!)

Writing Prompt: A mysterious book appears on your doorstep. Every time you open it, a different story from your future is revealed. You might make discoveries, have to face decisions, and even learn how parts of your future affect your present actions.

No no Angel.... let Niffty cook

Gotta remember this...

So, about a month and a half ago, I sent an ask here about Charlie being Lucifer's adoptive child, instead of his biological one, and Alastor demanding custody of her because of his scheming, and a lot of people seemed to like it, so now it is a fic, with its first chapter on ao3!

I can't add links directly but this is it: https://archiveofourown.org/works/55062487/chapters/139599334

And this is the ask I sent in: https://www.tumblr.com/nunalastor/744132699579629568/yall-seem-experienced-it-fic-and-fandom-culture?source=share

And this is my blog where the most recent post is the fic link and summary: @loser-babey

A big thank you for the encouragement, your blog really helped actually put this idea into motion, and just feed into the idea itself, so thank you for that spark!

If you guys or anyone else ends up checking it out, I hope you enjoy it! <3

oh shit!! link

He needs to share that rizz with me cause I've only made like, three friends since I started high school

I love how, most shonen MCs get a harem of cute girls surounding them,

And then...

You have Ishigami Senku with his Harem of variously abled men always ready to work for him.

Muscleman bestie

Bisexual pirate & his non-binary chef

Gay mentalist

Gay sonar boy

Team of musclemen + that one whimp

Always hyped to do any work grandpa

Scientist Jr.

even his god damn enemies end up in his harem!!

I love dr stone 😌✨️❤️

Edit; spelling