Ladys And Gentlemen, The One I Call A Friend Is More Insane Than I Am. Someone Get Her Therapy Please,

But I don't have that many knives a home.... What do I do?

everyone make sure you leave out the milk and cookies and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife tonight 🥰

Someone pay for her therapy. I believe she needs it

just realized i didn't put my wrapped here. erm im showing off

Me: I MAY HAVE KILLED THE ENTIRE PLANET SOMEHOW!!! WHY WAS EVERYONE AND THEIR MOTHER ATTACKING ANYWAY?! I BETTER BE GETTING A PAY RAISE TOO!!!

You're just a simple pikeman who managed too hold a mountain pass fort alone against an army of thousands, ogres, Mages, and even a dragon at one point. Allowing your kingdom too win the main front and survive. Everyone looks at you now in relief and awe as you return home to the capital

Senku has so much platonic rizz then

I love how, most shonen MCs get a harem of cute girls surounding them,

And then...

You have Ishigami Senku with his Harem of variously abled men always ready to work for him.

Muscleman bestie

Bisexual pirate & his non-binary chef

Gay mentalist

Gay sonar boy

Team of musclemen + that one whimp

Always hyped to do any work grandpa

Scientist Jr.

even his god damn enemies end up in his harem!!

I love dr stone 😌✨️❤️

Edit; spelling

Can I cook the shoe for you if it doesn't win?

apparently there's a sonic ship showdown on tw*tter rn, and I'll eat my left shoe if sonadow doesn't win

No because Chrome here would kill me.

I need these for the day of the dead

Derpy face Tamari

evil(?) tamari

C=

Save money by using me as a therapist since I'm a therapist friend!

finances are really stressing me out, I really need therapy

therapy is really expensive, I should save my money

finances are really stressing me out, I need therapy

therapy is really expensive, I should save my money

"You gotta train the damn thing! I've learned that werewolves are like dogs. I just hope this one isn't a chihuahua...."

“Noble monster hunter! Thank goodness you’re here! We’ve had to sacrifice a villager to this werewolf each month to keep it at bay!” “That is quite possibly the worst course of action your village could take.”