Hey Chrome! My Family's Thinking About Getting A Cat! I'm Going To Be Taking Care Of It Full Time But

What about characters who think, "Would I mind killing? Seems like fun. Just stabbing someone. But I probably wouldn't handle the guilt..... but could I?" . . . Yes these are my intrusive thoughts and I need someone to tell me if having these are normal or not.... and also what about characters like that cause that kinda would be fire

Love it when characters are like "even at the cost of my life I choose not to kill because that's not my role in this world or what I want to represent"

Hate it when characters are like "if you have to kill a bad guy who actively has evil intent in order to save his victims that makes you just as bad as him :)"

Well it takes a human to kill a human! Let's just hope we know enough facts to scare the Emperor off his throne!!!

You have been Isekai-ed! Isn't that great? Except when you look around you, you see those who summoned you are horrified. Apparently they are the "subhuman" resistance group of Elves, Dwarves, and Beastkins who tried to summon a hero from another world to defeat the evil tyrant human Emperor.

*takes the clothes he hands me* "Gramps did you really have to wait that long? I mean I could've killed that thing years ago if you wanted me too" "Well my darling granddaughter, I just liked fooling everyone, so let me have that. Now, you know where the holy water is?"

"Yes Gramps. How much longer do I have before I have to get that demon out of you?" "About half an hour. Not talking for so many years made him a bit lazy, so he has to get ready again to control my body"

Your grandfather has been nonverbal all your life due to a stroke. When you are finally old enough to care for him, after everyone leaves he focuses on you and says “Finally, lets get started”

He's so deerpy I love it!!! How about...... "Lord of the derps"?

oh, so you like dogs? name one dog

this is the dog, you can name them :)

Well..... TIME TO BECOME A GOD!!!!

You made a deal to be immortal. After countless eons and the end of a universe, you finally taste breathable air again. You lived through another big bang and landed on a new world. Ready to start anew.

*speaking into the megaphones* YOU ARE NOT MATURE YA DUMB BITCH!!! (Just trying to be funny here. Sorry if I was rude)

“These specimens have been conditioned for contact. They’re safe. But if you see them in the wild, DO NOT approach. It’s very dangerous.” “Why? Are they aggressive?” “No, they’re extremely friendly and very playful. That’s why it’s dangerous.”

May I ask where you got it??? I have a friend who LOVES FNAF and she would love this! (Kai if you see this, get this.)

sorry for posting so much personal junk lately but this is so cute

If I ever become over 100 years old and I'm not as iconic as these ladies, smack me

legends

". . . Well that's kinda a dumb rule" "I KNOW RIGHT?!" "So.... can I still come cause like..... I've watched a lot of cartoons as a kid so I wanna whack someone with a mallet. It's actually on my bucket list of questionable things I wanna do." "Your what now?"

You were summoned to a fantasy world. As you are eager to begin your new life as the hero, the summoner explains: "Actually, our party already has one. In fact, you're only here because we need a human member in order for us to be officially recognized as a hero's party."

"You gave me up thinking I didn't have any powers! What makes you think I'll let you back into my life! I'm happy with my mom and the life I have now! She loved me and didn't care if I didn't have powers or not!" I yelled at them, tears running down my face (continue this with the reblogs! Cause I was see the stories others make!)

You were abandoned by your family for not having superpowers. The strongest superheroine adopts you and loves you as her son regardless. When you finally have superpowers, your former family wants you back but you don’t want to do anything with them.