I'll Go Grab The Butter You:"Butter????" Yeah We're Going To Have To Make Her Slippery So That She Can

Me:"Corruption in the order?" Them:"Yup" Me:"Can I quit?"

You, a Paladin, have been sent to hunt down a former member of your order, but you now have started to doubt. Your holy light flickers, barely a candle anymore, but theirs? It shines brighter than the sun.

That kid is going places. And I wish to follow

It's never enough.... ADD MORE PEOPLE!!!!

shoutout to my homegirl Almond Milk

I love how none of us are still over the fact that Emmet is probably going crazy trying to find his brother

My extremely unrealistic hope for Legends ZA

"I wish I could.... But let me tell you this, not everyone tries to fit into that box. A lot of us are able to grow out of that box, and shove it somewhere else. Making sure, we don't ever fit in it again...."

“You humans confuse me. You try so very hard to be as boring as everybody else, and, when some gifted soul is born that has some small degree of uniqueness to it, you beat and break it until it fits into a dull little box that you can understand. Explain this to me, if you please.”

Tim... Did you do you spanish lesson.....

Bruce: TIM! Are you ok? I heard screaming

Tim, in tears: I had a nightmare about the duolingo owl

Bruce, who's parenting books have not prepared him for this: ....what

Jason, from the other room: HOOT HOOT

Tim: screaming

I wanna read 'em!

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

Saw the Wicked Movie for the first time today. It was awesome but I hate how it was just part one. Good thing I saw a musical a few years ago so I know how it ends! The movie theater I went to had chair the reclined. And barely any one was in the theater. Loved it 10/10

They add to his design and I love them!!!

I gave Rise!Raph markings. That's the whole post. I know this has been done before and I'm not original, oh well lol

Me: All I asked was a bed time story! Not your dramatic past! The person telling me this: You get what you get and you don't get upset!

“When those armies came, they slaughtered the village and cornered me in my cottage. They said that they had me surrounded, but they didn’t seem to realise that the last thing you should let a necromancer have access to is fresh corpses.”