Latest Posts by mikachuchan - Page 11
*grabs twenty megaphones and sticks them all together* You will soon~ *insert evil laughter*
“These specimens have been conditioned for contact. They’re safe. But if you see them in the wild, DO NOT approach. It’s very dangerous.” “Why? Are they aggressive?” “No, they’re extremely friendly and very playful. That’s why it’s dangerous.”
You heard me.
“These specimens have been conditioned for contact. They’re safe. But if you see them in the wild, DO NOT approach. It’s very dangerous.” “Why? Are they aggressive?” “No, they’re extremely friendly and very playful. That’s why it’s dangerous.”
Mature my ass
“These specimens have been conditioned for contact. They’re safe. But if you see them in the wild, DO NOT approach. It’s very dangerous.” “Why? Are they aggressive?” “No, they’re extremely friendly and very playful. That’s why it’s dangerous.”
"Bitch all I'm trying to do is assaininate someone!!!"
“…If all else fails, claim you’re a time traveler and that you’re trying to stop a disaster or something. It’s not exactly a sure bet, but there’s enough people out there who will let you do anything if they think it’s to save the future. Hell, if you’re convincing enough they’ll help you.”
Bitch I need a reason. Else I be fighting against you for Poland
Please don't call us out like this...
My mom showing me "hot", buff, alpha males she took from Google: "Do you think he's attractive? He looks really nice!"
Me thinking about stinky opossum guys who look like they've been out in the rain for 13 days: "Yeah I guess I dunno.."
Anti-social people: FUCK YEAH BITCH!!!!!
You were cursed by an evil witch to become a horrible monster. You know that she meant to destroy your life, but you have never been happier.
Why do you want to invade Poland????
Me: DON'T FUCK WITH MY CHILD BITCHES!!!! *throws bombs at everyone in the fight while the child is on my back laughing like a crazy person*
You we’re once a well respected and feared villain, that is until you had a child. However, they’ve been caught in the crossfire of a hero fight. Now, you’ll show them why you were so feared.
BITCH I'M TOUCHING
“These specimens have been conditioned for contact. They’re safe. But if you see them in the wild, DO NOT approach. It’s very dangerous.” “Why? Are they aggressive?” “No, they’re extremely friendly and very playful. That’s why it’s dangerous.”
Me: Oh... WAIT WHAT DID I FUCKING NEED SAVING FROM?!?!?!
#217
"Get away from me, alien! I won't let you probe me!" Human screamed.
"Relax! We aren't going to hurt you," Alien one says. They look over to their friend for help.
Alien two shurgs. "I told you this would happen if you saved them."
My mom: What do you have there.... Me next to a new born dragon that's almost as tall as me: *sipping a smoothie* A smoothie.
Every dragon rider gets a dragon egg to hatch upon their initiation to the guild. When your egg hatched, Your dragon came out a bit… Different.
*takes you out and puts you on a plate* Cooked fish! Yummy!!!!
I think I could last 3 minutes in the microwave. I'm strong. I'm stronger than you realize
SAVE PEOPLE'S LIFE WITH THIS!!!!!!
Reading amazing fanfiction, then forgetting to bookmark it
Here's another boob fact! They get bigger when you're pregnant!
BOOB FACTS
Lopsided boobs are completely natural! in other words the left boob isn't always the same size as the right boob, this is completely normal and you are beautiful
that's actually the only boob fact I have so far I'm trans sorry I'm new to this
Me: My mother war raped... (not true IRL) Hera: Oh dear! I'll kill the bastard! You and your mother are under my proctection forever, no one can hurt you Me: you swear on the river styx
Hera:yes Me: It was Zeus. I don't want him as my damn dad! I'd rather have Hades as my dad! Hera: .... you made me walk into that one. Looks like you'll live a happy life Me: I'll try to find a good husband, and if he cheats, sue him. Sue him so badly that he's in deep deby Hera: I like this kid
As one of Zeus bastard children, you are doomed to be targeted by Hera, however you found a way to get on the queens good side before she found out who your father is.
OKAY MOTHERFUCKER NOW YOU GOT MY ATTENTION! *kills the threat*
You are a literal god who pretends to be a d-list superhero. You’ve grown extremely attached to the people of the village you protect. You get news that an epic battle is taking place near your village and would most likely destroy it…
Me: I don't blame you... Time to teach you how to use a gun.
You were terrified to Marry a non human spouse to keep the peace. It’s only when you meet them that you realize that they’re far more afraid of humans.
Me: If I join the hunt can I 1. Adopt as many kids as I want? and 2. shoot Zeus in the balls whenever he tries to make a move on me or the other girls Artemis: Yes. Me: *calling my mom* Hey mom! I'm not going to ever get married but I will adopt a bunch of kids!
Saying you dedicate your hunts to the Goddess Artemis started as a weird private joke to yourself. You never thought it would result in the actual goddess visiting you and asking to teach her how to hunt with a rifle.
Well..... TIME TO BECOME A GOD!!!!
You made a deal to be immortal. After countless eons and the end of a universe, you finally taste breathable air again. You lived through another big bang and landed on a new world. Ready to start anew.
I live in the USA, and we all know that sucks. It CAN be good, but listen up! It still kinda sucks! Good news? I can move to a different country when I grow up, like Canada if they'll have me! Bad news? I still have to pay US taxes...... BECAUSE OF MY CITZENSHIP HERE! Good news? I can forfit it.
If I ever go off the grid, please tell my mom I'm living in one of these caves
Caves are weirder and more varied than you think
Caves are weirder and more varied than you think
Me: I have common sense. I kinda have to since I'll get killed if I don't
You are the sole superhero without powers to have lived longer than ten years. An old friend with powers asks how.
Me: I'm heading out! I'm making sure this kid is happy! My minon: But boss! The heroes! Me: They can go fuck themselves! I bet so many heroes denided seeing this little kid so now they have to ask a villain! and if the child doesn't have parents, get the adoption papers ready!
You are one of the most dangerous villain in the world of heroes, also known as The Death. One day you received a letter from Make-A-Wish requesting you to visit a sick child.
Me in a Gru costume: And tonight... we steal.... THE MOON!!! Little kids dressed up as minions:*cheering loudly*
Today there is a solar eclipse set to cover the sun with 100% totality for a duration of 4 minutes, 28 seconds. However as time passes, the eclipse continues for 5 minutes, then 7, then 10. Half an hour passes but the moon has not moved and Earth remains in darkness
Gotta remember this...
So, about a month and a half ago, I sent an ask here about Charlie being Lucifer's adoptive child, instead of his biological one, and Alastor demanding custody of her because of his scheming, and a lot of people seemed to like it, so now it is a fic, with its first chapter on ao3!
I can't add links directly but this is it: https://archiveofourown.org/works/55062487/chapters/139599334
And this is the ask I sent in: https://www.tumblr.com/nunalastor/744132699579629568/yall-seem-experienced-it-fic-and-fandom-culture?source=share
And this is my blog where the most recent post is the fic link and summary: @loser-babey
A big thank you for the encouragement, your blog really helped actually put this idea into motion, and just feed into the idea itself, so thank you for that spark!
If you guys or anyone else ends up checking it out, I hope you enjoy it! <3
oh shit!! link
"You gotta train the damn thing! I've learned that werewolves are like dogs. I just hope this one isn't a chihuahua...."
“Noble monster hunter! Thank goodness you’re here! We’ve had to sacrifice a villager to this werewolf each month to keep it at bay!” “That is quite possibly the worst course of action your village could take.”