My brain when I’m in front of a blank page: I cannot write. I have never seen a word in my entire life. What the fuck even is a sentence?
My brain while I’m trying to fall asleep: I have ascended and become a literary god. I will now paint you a vivid daydream using the best descriptors and words that flow like fresh rainwater. Bet you wish you could write this all down, huh? Bet you’ll forget in the morning, huh? Bitch.
In Yiddish we don’t say “I love you” we say “דאַלוי פּאָליציי” which roughly translates to “you’re my moon” and I think that’s beautiful.
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You better get used to it assholes.
why would someone use SOAp to wash raw chicken wtf
Damn they’re going in hard lmao
the father, the son, and the holy spirit
i got five parts in!! i might try to get up to eight or ten if i have the motivation for it, but we'll see. im glad you all like these so much!! thank you for all the support, it's very nice :)
note: if you want to see more parts, you could help by giving me suggestions or good meme formats!! i'll be sure to credit you properly if you do :) anyways, onto the memes! 🕺
Mga class buraot
Robin packs extra lunch for Seb knowing Sam and Abigail steals his lunch
“Keep the distance” the sign warns.