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More Camping chaos💚

"Loud snoring"

Ominis: *pops his head out of his tent after being woken up* WHO THE HELL IS THAT?! WHOS SNORING?! ITS DRIVING ME INSANE! *frowns*

Leander: *pops his head out of his tent* Shut up Ominis! I was JUST drifting off, till I heard you fucking screaming!

Sebastian: To hell with you Prewett! Have you heard the snoring?! Who is it?! And Where's Sebastian?! He was in here with me before!

Natty and poppy: *leaning out of their tent to see the commotion*

Imelda: *popping her head out* Can you guys be quiet!!? Though I do agree, this snoring is ridiculous!

Amit: *popping his head out of a tent half asleep* What's happening out here?

Everett: *popping out of the same tent as Amit* You guys know I'm not one to get angry, but I SWEAR to merlin if I don't get a good night sleep, I'm going to be FOUL to everyone tomorrow, and I dont want that! *frowns*

Ominis: Sebastian?! SEBASTIAN?!

Leander: Oi! Garreth?!

Garreth: *leaning out of another tent with a moody look* This better be DAMN good, What?!

Leander: I was just seeing if you were the one snoring, seems like you aren't.

Ominis: Sebastian?!

Sebastian: *popping his head out of MC's tent* What's with all the fucking shouting?!

Leander: PFFFT! should of KNOWN you'd of weasled your way into MC's tent Sallow! You fucking DOG!

Garreth: *laughs*

Sebastian: Prewett I'd come over there and knock you out..But I'm kinda naked right now and it's chilly out here *frowns*

Natty: MC?

MC: *pops her head out next to Sebastians* Hey *smiles*

Poppy: OK, so we're all here, awake..And the snoring is still happening...

The gang: .....

Garreths: *steps out of his tent and looks over to the tree line, seeing a huge shadow of a troll stood there looking at the camp, breathing heavily* FUUUUUUCK ITS A FUCKING TROLL! FUCK FUCK FUCK! *scrambles trying to find his wand*

Ominis: (?!?!?!?!?!) WHAT?!

Imelda, Natty & Poppy: *grabbing their wands*

Leander: *grabbing his wand* SALLOW! GET OUT HERE!!!!

Sebastian: *stumbling out of MC's tent pulling up his underwear that he's just thrown on in a panic, and grabbing his wand* Fighting a fucking troll in my undies at 3 am isn't how I wanted to spend my night!!

Ominis: *panicked* MC?!

MC: Ominis! Come over here to my tent!

Sebastian: Oi! No funny business until I get back!

Ominis: *crawling his way over to MC's tent, shouting over the chaos* OH sure Sebastian!! *frowns* I couldn't think of a more perfect time to FUCK MC while everyone's fighting a DAMN TROLL!!!!

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Part 1 of my DA OCs! I love my wardens so much so I made a character reference sheet for myself. 

Part 2

OH MY GOD YES ONE OF YOU FUCKERS BETTER SEND ME THIS AS AN ASK WHEN THE BOX OPENS AGAIN

“KADAN HELP I CAN’T REACH THE BABY AND I’M LIKE 7 FEET TALL HOW THE FUCK CAN THEY TAKE OFF”

“AMATUS DO I HAVE TO LEARN TO USE MAGIC TO LEVITATE”

“MAKER’S BREATH MAKE THEM STOP FLAPPING WHEN I’M TRYING TO HOLD THEM”

AND MANY MORE

I love how accurate his impression of miri is

They’re so cute wtf

Been Playing Wuthering Waves and having a good time doing it. My luck is superb right now. I have so many characters I initially wanted and I couldnt be happier, shout out to the creators of this game! Your doing great and I am loving the game so far despite its faults, its a new game so I dont really care.

My 5 Stars : Jixien, Lingyang, Jiyan

My 4 Stars : Yangyang, Chixia, Baizhi, Aalto, Sanhua and Danjin

I obtained Jiaxin on my Novice Convene.

Proceeded to then get Lingyang in 22 singular pulls on Jiyan's banner.

After I made a 10 pull and got Jiyan on 33 pulls on his banner.

Chixia is currently Resonance level 2.

Yangyang is currently Resonance level 2.

Aalto is currently Resonance level 1.

I got Sanhua on my Novice Convene, so she's going to be Resonate level 1 soon.

I also pulled my dear sweet girl, Danjin.

Baizhi my darling, is currently a main on my team who I dont plan to remove, EVER! I love her and her symbotic companion, You'tan.

AND, now I find out were getting a 5 star voucher at somepoint after I just chose Encore as my Beginners Choice Convene! So I can get Calcharo too! JEEZUS! We are getting spoiled and Im for it. I can save for Yinlin's banner!

Thank you for your work - as a fellow writer I can't even imagine writing as much as you. My deepest respect.

Something has clicked in me after I read the RoR pregnancy request... May I ask the same for Poseidon and Hades please?

Thank you in advance.

Take care.

-The furious roar of not only Odin, but Zeus rang through Valhalla, as Loki was being held down by Brunnhilde, who was also furious, her knee in the center of his back, keeping him pinned to the floor.

-It started with a harmless prank, one that wasn’t meant to cause so many problems.

-Loki and some of the other male gods and human warriors of the Ragnarok tournament, and the topic, for some reason, was pregnancy!

-The men were all talking about how their wives, those who had wives, that pregnancy couldn’t be that bad, but Loki was quick to interrupt, telling them that it was hard.

-That’s when many remembered that Loki is able to take on both a male form and a female form, and he had a child, Sleipnir, an eight-legged horse, after luring The Builder’s horse away to keep him from completing the walls of Asgard, by changing into a mare.

-Some, like Ares and Raiden, had teased Loki, reiterating their comments that being pregnant and giving birth couldn’t be that bad.

-So, Loki conjured a spell, one that would only simulate the feeling of being pregnant and giving birth, to teach them a lesson, however this backfired and now Poseidon and Hades were both pregnant, becoming almost instantly six months pregnant.

-When Odin and Zeus found out, their rage was nearly uncontrollable as they yelled at Loki for what he had caused and what future trouble this was going to cause, as the men still had male genitalia, meaning they would have to give birth via C-section!

-For punishment, Loki had to dote on the four men, helping them through the last trimester as well as help with the babies, as technically he was going to be the father, since it was his spell that impregnated them.

Poseidon

-It had been two months since he was impregnated, and Loki was still hiding, as Poseidon swore to gut Loki, and the trickster knew he was serious.

-Zeus had been the first to feel Poseidon’s pregnant wrath, after his younger brother teased him and quickly found himself yeeted out a window.

-Hades was a bit more sympathetic, getting him a heating pad for his back and a foot bath for his swollen feet.

-Poseidon was ready to murder anyone who looked at him wrong, defiantly the moodiest of the bunch, but angry rather than crying.

-When Loki finally came, after Hades assured him Poseidon wouldn’t do anything at the moment, Poseidon did nothing but glare at him before demanding another fruit parfait and a bubble bath.

-Loki was quick to get him whatever he wanted, quickly finding out that a placated Poseidon was a less murder-y Poseidon.

-When he gave birth, holding his little daughter, he gave a rare, true smile, adoring his little daughter with so much love.

-Loki was still there to wait on him hand and foot, as he was the cause of this, but Loki soon found out that Poseidon liked ordering him around, and Loki liked it too, being a masochist.

Hades

-He was stunned to stay the least, but carried on with his duties like nothing was really different, except he wouldn’t hesitate to beat anyone within an inch of their lives if they mentioned his new ‘situation’.

-Had a pretty mild pregnancy, no real cravings other than the occasional super spicy dish, and with bubble baths he didn’t have many aches or pains, and his mood remained mostly unchanged, other than he was way more tired.

-Loki helped him with his duties, carrying and delivering paperwork, fetching him food and drink, and as Hades got bigger, helping him stand.

-Many were quick to learn, Zeus and Loki being the first, that Cerberus became very protective of Hades, knowing his master was pregnant, each of the heads taking turns to smell his belly, smelling the child within him, and he would growl viciously if anyone would try to approach.

-This made getting anything done quite difficult as none could get close to Hades.

-When he gave birth, he had the easiest, time, making it look easy, and when Loki came in, he was stunned to see Hades holding his daughter up to the sky, a beacon of light shining down upon her, “She’s gorgeous!”

-Loki got to help more with his little daughter, who was adorable, looking just like her papa, but when she smiled it looked almost mischievous, even for a baby, just like Loki.

-Furachi na Spectra-

well…3 minutes deadly-nosebleed-sex-scene (don’t know how to describe it) 

here, for the Part 2

Tachi’s moan and cry…………asdfghjkl; (I’m dead)

Don’t DARE to click play if you’re under 18 (see my tag, it’s 18+)

MORE IMPORTANTLY, USE YOUR DAMN HEADPHONE!!

Suwa Rei | Buddy Daddies ep. 12 ✨