Vergil When He Takes Care Of His Drunk Lover

More Camping chaos💚

"Loud snoring"

Ominis: *pops his head out of his tent after being woken up* WHO THE HELL IS THAT?! WHOS SNORING?! ITS DRIVING ME INSANE! *frowns*

Leander: *pops his head out of his tent* Shut up Ominis! I was JUST drifting off, till I heard you fucking screaming!

Sebastian: To hell with you Prewett! Have you heard the snoring?! Who is it?! And Where's Sebastian?! He was in here with me before!

Natty and poppy: *leaning out of their tent to see the commotion*

Imelda: *popping her head out* Can you guys be quiet!!? Though I do agree, this snoring is ridiculous!

Amit: *popping his head out of a tent half asleep* What's happening out here?

Everett: *popping out of the same tent as Amit* You guys know I'm not one to get angry, but I SWEAR to merlin if I don't get a good night sleep, I'm going to be FOUL to everyone tomorrow, and I dont want that! *frowns*

Ominis: Sebastian?! SEBASTIAN?!

Leander: Oi! Garreth?!

Garreth: *leaning out of another tent with a moody look* This better be DAMN good, What?!

Leander: I was just seeing if you were the one snoring, seems like you aren't.

Ominis: Sebastian?!

Sebastian: *popping his head out of MC's tent* What's with all the fucking shouting?!

Leander: PFFFT! should of KNOWN you'd of weasled your way into MC's tent Sallow! You fucking DOG!

Garreth: *laughs*

Sebastian: Prewett I'd come over there and knock you out..But I'm kinda naked right now and it's chilly out here *frowns*

Natty: MC?

MC: *pops her head out next to Sebastians* Hey *smiles*

Poppy: OK, so we're all here, awake..And the snoring is still happening...

The gang: .....

Garreths: *steps out of his tent and looks over to the tree line, seeing a huge shadow of a troll stood there looking at the camp, breathing heavily* FUUUUUUCK ITS A FUCKING TROLL! FUCK FUCK FUCK! *scrambles trying to find his wand*

Ominis: (?!?!?!?!?!) WHAT?!

Imelda, Natty & Poppy: *grabbing their wands*

Leander: *grabbing his wand* SALLOW! GET OUT HERE!!!!

Sebastian: *stumbling out of MC's tent pulling up his underwear that he's just thrown on in a panic, and grabbing his wand* Fighting a fucking troll in my undies at 3 am isn't how I wanted to spend my night!!

Ominis: *panicked* MC?!

MC: Ominis! Come over here to my tent!

Sebastian: Oi! No funny business until I get back!

Ominis: *crawling his way over to MC's tent, shouting over the chaos* OH sure Sebastian!! *frowns* I couldn't think of a more perfect time to FUCK MC while everyone's fighting a DAMN TROLL!!!!

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This is my large headcanon about Clan Lavellan in my DA ‘verse that I was finally able to more or less get out of my head. I’m surprisingly proud of this although it took me awhile to write. 

I would like to thank @vir-ghilani for reading over it first and offering suggestions.

If I could, I’d make pretty banners for each section but I don’t have that talent so the above is the best I could do so, sorry it’s not more polished looking.

Feel free to ask questions!

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                                          Clan Lavellan Master Post

Index:

1.     Codex

2.     History

3.     Region

4.     Diet

5.     Religious Practices

6.     Hanal’dirthara

7.     Seers and Oracles

8.     Magic

9.     Material Culture

10.   Folklore

11.  Relationships

                                       Codex Entry: Clan Lavellan

Clan Lavellan is one of the few Clans of the Dalish who thrive in the dangerous and dark swamp forest of the Korcari Wilds. They have lived in the wilds since the Towers Age, being one of the last great houses to leave during the Chantry’s Exalted March of Halamshiral.

House Lavellan had been dedicated to discovering the lost magics of Arlathan and many of their members were gifted with Dreaming abilities, specifically Seers and Oracles. It is perhaps unsurprising then that they ended up settling in the Wilds, living alongside the Chasind folk who’s hedge witch matriarchs have similar gifts.

Indeed, Clan Lavellan even learned the ways of Shapeshifting from these Witch of the Wilds and have had a unique peaceful alliance that is rarely seen with elves and humans.

The Veil being as thin as it is in the Wilds is likely the reason the Clan produces so many mages and with less of a fear from the Chantry’s Templars they are able to remain in the Clan, only being sent to other Clans who are in dire need.

These mage members who are not to become Keeper apprentices are still taught the writings and if not dedicated to another apprenticeship will form special groups with some hunters known as Hanal’dirthara who specifically search for lost lore and bring it back to the Clan to study. Mages in the Clan who are born with any Seer abilities are typically apprenticed to the Keeper as it is a rare gift, often skipping generations and never in strong numbers.

Between the desire for knowledge and the intricacies of the fog covered swamp that they live in, it is said that “A Lavellan always finds the path”.

-        Excerpt taken from a First’s lesson learning of various Clans

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RoR Incorrect quotes#85 Mama Bear

Now All...Imagen that In the fight between Zeus and Adam was switched last minute to you and Zeus

Zeus: It’s useless to win!*Manages to throw a punch to your face*

As you create a magic barrier to lessen the blow you still fly off to have your body smack against the arena walls, As Eve tries to hold Adam back...Eve watches in horror as your body lays on the ground coughing blood

Eve*Pupils dilate like an ACTIVATED JASON BOURNE and she hears “KILL BILL” music in her head as your eyes managed to look at hers*Myyyyy…. Sweeeeet…. BaaabBBBYY! Hermes*Spotting her from the other side of the ring* She seems agitated?-

Eve jumps into the arena, grabs the back of Zeus' head SLAMS them to the ground...SHOCKING EVERYONE in the arena...EVEN CAIN AND ABEL...Minus Adam who is clapping in support at his wife, A random God who was put to take out anyone who interferes with the fight goes to Eve- MinorGod: Do not defy me-*Is impaled in the chest by Eve's hand as he feels his heart being ripped by her* Eve: I AM EVE- MOTHER OF HUMANITY! LOOK UPON ME IN FEARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!*bounces the heart into her purse and swings her colorful purse around like a gunslinger*

More of the minor gods of the Greek pantheon charge her and SHE RIPS INTO THEM! She DECAPITATES them and goes ON AN ALL-OUT RAMPAGE- She charges at a TERRIFIED Zeus. She makes fighting grunts and growls as she beats the SNOT of them, But Zeus was about to turn around to run-

Zeus*Feels Eve grabbed his legs and swung him around till she throws him towards the gods*No! She’s grown too powerful! Please! PLEASE! AUGHHHHHHHHH!- She slices and Dices thru the gods! She jumps on another god and slices their face causing blood to spray onto her UNBLINKING FACE She jumps on another AND RIDES THEM LIKE A HOVERBOARD! As she HOLDS A “BLEEDING” HEAD OF A GOD RIGHT AT CAMERA Eve: YeeeAAARRGHHHH!!!!*flies about the air, slicing warrior gods in half left and right! A splatter of blood hits You, Cain, and Abel as Adam hugs you three like a bloodstain from a horror movie, You and Humanity+Valkyries watch your mother in still fear Zeus: NO! The reckoning is at hand!

...Adam WAS the first to witness...how Eve threw under all her sweetness and wholesomeness...lies a bear NO ONE should poke if she senses her babies are in danger...He ALMOST pity's the gods...

Zorua probably transform into their trainers a lot. it’s gotta be harder to ignore a pet when they have your face and voice.

Furachi na Spectra (Part 2)

and…I’m so naughty that making this post again…

ok…same drama cd with different deadly-nosebleed-sex-scene (I’ve warned you so badly this time)!!!

We have 5 minutes this time (gah….the uke……..I’m dead again)

VA : 

Seme :Sugita Tomokazu (Munakata Reisi / K)

Uke    :Tachibana Shinnosuke (Tomoe / Kami-sama Hajimemashita)

SO…PREPARED SOME TISSUES AND USE YOUR DAMN HEADPHONE..

“Well said. Perhaps I was mistaken.”

I saw this and immediately thought of Hunter’s daughter or Crosshair’s daughter 🤣

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CROSSHAIR AND KEIDA F O R S U R E.

More nightbringer outfits!

Beel's is nice and simple due to his bug wings and the fact that he keeps staining shirts with his new eating habits.

Please consider tipping me or getting a cheap sketch commission to help suport me while i make the rest!

Lucifer - Mammon - Leviathan - Asmodeus - Satan

Warden | Hawke | Inquisitor

since i did one for my Hawke, i figured, what the hell, let’s do the rest of my DA heroes – so, here’s Hildegarde Trevelyan, the Inquisitor! She’s a shy young woman who slowly comes into her own once the burden of leadership is thrust upon her.

More details on the outfits below:

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Sakuya’s Moaning [CV: Suzuki Yuto][bishounenpalace’s edit].  WARNING: R18/ NSFW/ INTENSELY HIGH EXPLICIT CONTENT. PLEASE USE A HEADPHONE. THIS AUDIO IS TOTALLY FANMADE. PLEASE ABSOLUTELY DO NOT RE-UPLOAD THIS AUDIO ANYWHERE.

Sakuya from Servamp Anime. He’s so adorable!  ( • v • )