Dark: Wayne, Can I Talk To You For A Second?

dark: wayne, can I talk to you for a second?

wayne: Yeah, what’s up? Lemme guess. You and chosen are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss?

dark: What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. I’ve read books.

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2 years ago

wayne: I told you, chosen face flush when they lie.

dark: Why?

wayne: Look.

wayne: Hey chosen! Do you love us?

chosen, covering their face: No.

dark:


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3 years ago

wayne, texting chosen: chosen! Help I’m being kidnapped dark: Where are you? wayne: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help. chosen: I’ll call dark. dark, answering their cell: Y’ello? chosen: Where’s wayne? They texted me that they were being kidnapped. dark: wayne? Whaddya mean, they're right next to me- dark: dark: I’ll call you back. hangs up dark: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD! wayne: WHO ARE YOU?!


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2 years ago

wayne: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life

chosen: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?

wayne: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.

dark: edible


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2 years ago

wayne, whispering to chosen, who’s on the phone with dark: Ask them something!

chosen: How are you feeling?

dark: Fine.

wayne: Something personal!

chosen: At what age did you first get your period?


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2 years ago

alan, driving chosen and dark: So how was your day?

dark: We almost got surprise adopted!

wayne: What?

chosen: We almost got kidnapped.

alan: Oh, okay.

alan: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!


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3 years ago

chosen: While I’m gone, dark, you’re in charge.

wayne: Yes!!!

chosen, whispering: dark, you’re secretly in charge.

dark: Obviously.


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2 years ago

wayne, at a restaurant: You guys should get the orange soda, it's amazing.

chosen: Okay

Waiter: Can I get you guys anything to drink?

wayne: Orange soda, please!

chosen: I'll have the strawberry soda.

dark: Me too, strawberry soda.

wayne:


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4 months ago

dark yandere!ava AU, Humans Touch

First of all, this is a notice that this AU will have a dark genre and tags for not everyone, so I will publish the soft stuff here and the darker or yandere stuff on twitter/X

Dark Yandere!ava AU, Humans Touch
Dark Yandere!ava AU, Humans Touch

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4 months ago

crackship yay

clarification, my character of Alan is not the (real Alan) this is my fanon Alan

Crackship Yay
Crackship Yay

yaaayyy oldmans/woman

I will soon publish comics that I have from this crackship and some headcanons


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